pocket fondling knives...

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after reading the post on playing with your knives i thought of a recent incident... I was stupidly walking through Lowes not realizing i was letting my blackout open an 1/2 of an inch then pushing it shut. :o I realized when i felt a sharp pain pulled my hand out to see that i had cut my finger open on it! i had to walk through the store holding my finger and finally got to the car to get a band aid. Not a bad cut but a bad experience with "knifestrubating" I just felt kinda stupid after this. lol
 
I was in a restaraunt with a date. When we went to leave she needed to go to the john. Like a gentleman I waited outside the ladies room for her and pulled out my pocket knife to pass the time. I was opening the blades and checking the edges when a waitress walked by, saw the knife, and asked if I needed help. I said I was just waiting on my girlfriend. It wasn't until later that I realized how that sounded while holding an open knife.
 
I was showing a co-worker what a choil is good for. Then I showed him what it looks like when a choil fails. Then I made a red trail from the docks to the bathroom. Then I made the sink look like a murder scene. Very fun stuff.

Zero

P.S. Peroxide, Neosporin and a semi-tight bandaid are God's ways of telling me he loves me.
 
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