POLL: Are ROB SIMONICH and DWIGHT YOAKAM one and the same?!?

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Dear all,

Please see this picture of Dwight Yoakam:

www.countrystars.com/artists/dyoakam.html

Then please see Rob in Will Fennell’s top photo in this current Camillus thread:

www.bladeforums.com/ubb/Forum21/HTML/000278.html

Same round face and grin, same sleepy eyes, same lanky frame... Now I ask you: Is that Dwight Yoakam, yea or nay?!?

I won’t cast my vote just yet.
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Glen

(P.S. Pssst ... hey Rob, I thought you were great in _Sling Blade_!!! Did you make the blade that killed you!? Do you still play “Streets of Bakersfield” live?!)

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“It’s a sling blade... hmm... some call it a kaiser blade... hmm... made of Talonite... hmm...” -- Bill Bob Thornton in _Sling Blade_
 
I was thinking more along the lines of Chris Ledoux a real cowboy of sorts...Chris has a neat music video out called `Stampede' even my youngest daughter enjoys watching it.


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Can you tell who is who?
G2

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[This message has been edited by Gary W. Graley (edited 04-22-2000).]
 
Rob has the black hat.
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You guys kill me! Believe it or not I cant sing and dont like most Country Music!!!!! And also believe it or not, I had met Chris Ledoux at several different rodeos when he was riding bareback, and also partied with him a bit at his hometown bar in Kaycee Wy when I was working the oilfeilds down there. Great guy, and sure he wouldnt remember me.

Slingblade? hmm I didnt think anyone caught that. hmm Dang I actually even watched that movie.hmm Got any french fried taters and mustard? hmm That band was awfull, and I coudnt even play that good!

This is great, let the games begin!
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COOL!

i think we need a new forum
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you bring the whine and i'll cut the cheese!
storyville, and me as moderators in WHINE&CHEESE forum!!! what fun could that be?
what you all think guys??
 
Rob,

You worked in Kaycee for awhile? I feel sorry for you man
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what a desolate place

You ever make it down to Lander or Riverton? I was born and raised in Lander so I thought I'd ask
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[This message has been edited by Justin Moore (edited 04-22-2000).]
 
Yes Justin, worked around Lander and Riverton, Lysite, Moneta, Lost Cabin, Bairoil, Lamont, Wamsutter, I tramped around that country for 4 or 5 years. Thats where the Drapers and Ed Fowler live, great folks all. I actually like the desolate places, I would like to move to Zortman Montana someday, you have to take a dirt road to get there, pretty lonely!

My wife told me I looked kinda like Billy Jack, I told her I was much better looking.
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I am not so sure Rob is telling us the truth, cause how else could he have a mercedes and a jet and not be a rock star.. unless maybe he is charging us three times the going rate for talonite....hmmmmm....??

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Anybody ever see Rob and Dwight at the same party or knifeshow.......I didn't think so.......

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Will Fennell
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Happy Easter!

Rob,

Let’s get this straight: even though you’re supposedly just an anonymous joe, somehow you’ve managed to meet stars like Chris Ledoux AND Arnold Schwartzenegger (trivial pursuit: how many folks recall THAT thread!). Yet -- as Will notes -- you have never been in the same place with Dwight Yoakam? So how is it that Tom Mayo’s talonite shipments are always delivered by Dwight Yoakam’s lear jet!?

No doubt neither Chris nor Arnold will recall ever having met a “Rob Simonich” ... that’s a nice touch in your alibi ...

Everyone,

Notice how “ROB” is always depicted with a BLACK hat tilted slightly UP on his forehead, while “DWIGHT” almost always wears a WHITE hat sloped DOWN on his forehead. It’s consistent through nearly all of their photos. Nice symmetry, don’t you all think? Rob, is that how you try to distinguish your two “personas”?

Also, does anyone else find it peculiar that the sling blade in the movie was made of talonite? Another “coincidence”?

-- Fox Mulder
(AKA Glen, AKA Storyville)
Making the world a safer place ... one thread at a time ...

PS Kodiak: I’m touched that you’d entrust me w/so many interns.
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Peter Jennings: “Dwight, is it true that, in addition to acting and singing, you make sharp, pointy things?”
Dwight Yoakam: “My lawyer has instructed me to not comment on that matter.”
Jennings: “Well, is it true that you once belittled Arnold Schwartzenegger’s strength and virility to his face?”
Yoakam: “Where did you hear --? Peter, this interview is over.”

On _Nightline_ following the release of the movie, _Sling Blade_
 
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