Poll: The Lady or The Tiger

[stjames]

Lets face it, either way she’ll have your balls and use it in Court for the divorce proceedings.

 

[poboy]

I voted for telling her how much I spend on knives, because I MIGHT survive that one.

 

[calyth]

Is that a trick question?

 

[T. Erdelyi]

Definitely how much I spend, Because I don't drink, gamble, or chase other women, I can have this hobby and get away with it.

On top of that I can always sell a knife and make things better, cheatin'? Il'd be affraid to go to sleep for fear she would use one of my freshly sharpened blades to remove my jewels while I was sleeping.

 

[truck]

I'm just glad I don't have to deal with that question right now. When I got divorced my Ex tried to get her portion of the value of my knives just to bust my stones.

 

[Keith Montgomery]

Though neither of these scenarios would end well for me, the second would result in my death.

 

[Richard K]

I don't ask her what she spends on clothes and she does'nt ask me what I spend on knives and guns. As for the second question, I'd have to sleep with my eyes open the rest of my, probably short, life.

 

[Wolfhound67]

With all the knives around the house #2 is scary.

 

[one2gofst]

Not married, so its all good. I would choose #1 though. My girl thinks its crazy how much I spend on knives, but she really can't say anything about it.

 

[dsvirsky]

No problem here. Not only don't I cheat, in the 16 years my wife and I have been together, I've never had the opportunity (or, I guess/hope, never noticed when I did ).

I also don't hide how much I spend on knives. If my wife asks me how much a knife cost (sometimes she does, sometimes she doesn't), I tell her. And she has never criticized or complained.

 

[Bobby B]

That one I can argue...

 

[calyth]

Originally posted by dsvirsky
And she has never criticized or complained.

cherish what you got, both your knives and your wife
I don't have a wife or gf. I'm not worried. My mom don't ask how much they are anyways.

 

[Stumpy]

I have got to go with the knives.She would almost certainly use one on me if it was the latter .I know she would take half of them too.