Poop knife

[Slice O Life]

Show me the worst knife you own

 

[Locutus D'Borg]

I don't keep bad knives. I'm too old to have bad things in my life.

 

[eveled]

It’s poor form to start a thread and not show yours.

 

[Slice O Life]

It’s poor form to start a thread and not show yours.

Im at work but I do have a couple of good poop knives that I will post once I get home.

 

[Blues]

I foresee that your proclivity for creating a "thread of the day" is destined to create even more work for us.

(Which will not be all that amusing if it comes to that...)

 

[91bravo]

Plastic flatware knives make good poop knafs.

 

[Danke42]

 

[Floatingby]

My girlfriend, bless her, bought me one of them chinese made sak lookalike with my name burned on the wooden handle, those that can be bought in tourist novelty stores.
Completely useless as a knife, yet I cannot really throw it out, no?

Can I?

What would be the penalty if I do? Not that I'd do it, but just so I'm well informed...

 

[eveled]

Use it until it breaks then have her try to warranty it. She’ll learn.

 

[Jsega51]

Knife with poop scales balanced on cup of diarrhea!

 

[not2sharp]

This used to be a very popular and poorly made knife. But, it brings back a lot of childhood memories.

IIRC
-The blade had no heat treat or edge bevel.
-The handle was made of painted pot metal.
- The screw on compass butt cap would fall off under its own weight.
- The sheath was cheap thin vinyl thing more suitable for plastic toy.

I still have one of these around for laughs.

n2s

 

[Slice O Life]

Sorry for the delay fellas, here is my poop knife. It will dull cutting anything and has horrible blade play in every direction.

 

[Slice O Life]

Knife with poop scales balanced on cup of diarrhea!

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I thought I recognized that knife, to be fair coffee does incentivize diarrhea