Poor, poor, me.....

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Once upon a time, a wee little piggy shocked himself as well as the HAWGS around him by solving one of the Boss's riddles!
That riddle in particular was for the Fatback Defender. Oh, what a day! The wee little piggy eas beside himself. He had won money to put down on the Fatback Defender if the wee piggy had so chosen to do so......but, the wee little piggy made an absolutely HORRIBLE mistake by not getting the Fatback Defender! No, he had to have something else.......now fast forward to a few days ago and this same wee little piggy was actually chosen as the winner to a name that new model contest. The Busse in question this time is the Warden Trsutee! The wee little piggy now much wiser than those years before promptly called in his ticket for a Nuclear Warden Trustee and even bought a black Danny the Bull leather sheath!! The wee little piggy will UNDOUBTEDLY keep and treasure the Nuclear Warden Trsutee for the rest of his days until he's bacon on someone's breakfast table.
Now, ONLY if the wee little piggy could find someone to come off a Fatback Defender, then this fairytale ending would be complete.
Let's just hope that some True Hog reads this and decides to let one go out of his treasury -that would be wonderful!
 
But would you trade that Nuked Warden Trustee for a Fatback Defender?

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That's the whole point if this poor little piglet.....he just wants both to keep forever and ever and ever and ever.......
Can't ever trade or sale the Warden Trsutee - Mrs.Piggy done did and went and layer down the law on that!!
But, I would pay good money for a Fatback Defender......not Lui Kang good money mind you.....although the thought has crossed my mind.....
 
And, btw, I apologize for the poor storytelling.....I was at the Sleep Center awaiting my consult for sleep apnea when that ole doctor rudely interrupted me .....
 
Once upon a time, a wee little piggy shocked himself as well as the HAWGS around him by solving one of the Boss's riddles!
That riddle in particular was for the Fatback Defender. Oh, what a day! The wee little piggy eas beside himself. He had won money to put down on the Fatback Defender if the wee piggy had so chosen to do so......but, the wee little piggy made an absolutely HORRIBLE mistake by not getting the Fatback Defender! No, he had to have something else.......now fast forward to a few days ago and this same wee little piggy was actually chosen as the winner to a name that new model contest. The Busse in question this time is the Warden Trsutee! The wee little piggy now much wiser than those years before promptly called in his ticket for a Nuclear Warden Trustee and even bought a black Danny the Bull leather sheath!! The wee little piggy will UNDOUBTEDLY keep and treasure the Nuclear Warden Trsutee for the rest of his days until he's bacon on someone's breakfast table.
Now, ONLY if the wee little piggy could find someone to come off a Fatback Defender, then this fairytale ending would be complete.
Let's just hope that some True Hog reads this and decides to let one go out of his treasury -that would be wonderful!
🀣 Poor, poor you... lol πŸ˜‰
Closest I've gotten to naming a Warden is more like a very unofficial nickname...and my reward was a forum of HOGs ready to trample...with keyboard pitchforks & torches! Whew, what a day THAT was...lmao πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜

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🀣 Poor, poor you... lol πŸ˜‰
Closest I've gotten to naming a Warden is more like a very unofficial nickname...and my reward was a forum of HOGs ready to trample...with keyboard pitchforks & torches! Whew, what a day THAT was...lmao πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜

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Oh.....poor me Jaxx!!
When I first looked your magnificent pic, I thought I was seeing a bunch of Fatback Defenders all laid out for my choosing......as all I would ever need is just 1 ......just 1......
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Ohh.....woe is me......I just keep thinking I'll click on the forum here and there'll be a private message all about my tale of woe and how it pulled at the heartstrings of a hawg and of course the chance to buy a FB Defender.....I do declare, I must stop this carryin on....it's not very hawg like at all.....please excuse me.....
 
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Oh.....poor me Jaxx!!
When I first looked your magnificent pic, I thought I was seeing a bunch of Fatback Defenders all laid out for my choosing......as all I would ever need is just 1 ......just 1......
πŸ˜€
Ohh.....woe is me......I just keep thinking I'll click on the forum here and there'll be a private message all about my tale of woe and how it pulled at the heartstrings of a hawg and of course the chance to buy a FB Defender.....I do declare, I must stop this carryin on....it's not very hawg like at all.....please excuse me.....
HOG? Heartstrings?? πŸ˜„
It's time to introduce you to a few quotes here πŸ˜‰

"No Regrets" ~Hammy (thatMguy)

"We eat our own. Haven't I taught you guys anything?" ~Jerry Busse @ the booth during BLADE '07

It's a HOG eat HOG world...sometimes you get to trample, sometimes you get trampled... πŸ˜‰πŸ™ƒ

Good Hunting! πŸ€™
 
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