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Maximumpenetration

Maximumpenetration

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It runs deep, like a flowing river through the forrest. There can be no end, and I briefly recall the beginning. It is all a blur now. Oh why? The old cliche, "it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" is such bull$hit. Had I never loved at all...had I not become such an addict...I wouldn't be checking the Busse website 5 times per day. I wouldn't be calculating on how NOT to blow my annual Busse budget in one month. I'm sick. I need help. There is no cure for my disease, only stop-gap measures that prolong the agony. Ever searching, I want them all. I have become ill, and I require assistance. Please, PLEASE, give us the NMFSH. OH PLEASE. I've ordered the AA LB. I've ordered the Rucki. I need to order more, BRING IT PLEASE JERRY!!!:eek:

Yours truly,

Nick from Alaska

P.S.

(I will order the LBTG as well...or anything else for that matter. Just give us MORE!)
 
The NMFSH would be nice but only after the star of the screen (Team Gemini) is released :)
 
It's not really bad until the withdrawal tremors start. Don't worry we wont string you out too long. Just letting the hunger build up inside for a bit.

Garth
 
Maximumpenetration said:
It runs deep, like a flowing river through the forrest. There can be no end, and I briefly recall the beginning. It is all a blur now. Oh why? The old cliche, "it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" is such bull$hit. Had I never loved at all...had I not become such an addict...I wouldn't be checking the Busse website 5 times per day. I wouldn't be calculating on how NOT to blow my annual Busse budget in one month. I'm sick. I need help. There is no cure for my disease, only stop-gap measures that prolong the agony. Ever searching, I want them all. I have become ill, and I require assistance. Please, PLEASE, give us the NMFSH. OH PLEASE. I've ordered the AA LB. I've ordered the Rucki. I need to order more, BRING IT PLEASE JERRY!!!:eek:

Yours truly,

Nick from Alaska

P.S.

(I will order the LBTG as well...or anything else for that matter. Just give us MORE!)
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Hmmmm?

Unknowingly, and perhaps with a bit of naivety (alas, I am a young hog indeed...) I pounced on this thread, lured by the possibility of images of succulent heaping piles of slow-roasted goodness, or even the rapture of some brand of yet undiscovered, unsavored, but somehow--supreme bacon...and so on I read...

Afterthoughts: I searched the very depths of my soul, and have found no pity for you "Sir. Duper", I have my own infi-issues to deal with, and alas have no time to deal with such whining drivel... those of us who remain "dividendless", and who do not find ourselves basking in the light of a state-funded Infi-aquisition program are far too busy pooling the necessary funds to survive another "offering" round by the Janitor, and his band of merry, but drunken men (...and women).

Indeed, my time on this thread has been sorely wasted--as such, you will be receiving a bill in the mail for my time... In good "Hog" tradition, I will be sending a return envelope with the appropriate amount of postage to expedite the return of said funds as I hear the kilns in Wasseon are blazing away... It seems new Infi is afoot!:thumbup:


Regards,

Maddman

Everywhere Else

P.S. ...me too Rob, me too.
 
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Maximumpenetration said:
It runs deep, like a flowing river through the forrest. There can be no end, and I briefly recall the beginning. It is all a blur now. Oh why? The old cliche, "it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all" is such bull$hit. Had I never loved at all...had I not become such an addict...I wouldn't be checking the Busse website 5 times per day. I wouldn't be calculating on how NOT to blow my annual Busse budget in one month. I'm sick. I need help. There is no cure for my disease, only stop-gap measures that prolong the agony. Ever searching, I want them all. I have become ill, and I require assistance. Please, PLEASE, give us the NMFSH. OH PLEASE. I've ordered the AA LB. I've ordered the Rucki. I need to order more, BRING IT PLEASE JERRY!!!:eek:

Yours truly,

Nick from Alaska

P.S.

(I will order the LBTG as well...or anything else for that matter. Just give us MORE!)
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In the words of YODA, "Strong in this one is the FORCE". LOL
 
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