Post your Bling (OT)

[mike biz]

Here's mine:

And yes it is a certified Guinness World Record. Here's the specs:

Over 3,756 brilliant diamonds
Weighs over 5 pounds (that's 2.27 kg for those Euro-Hogs)
Old school 18K yellow and white gold Run DMC-style rope
Cost me $500,000. That's right. A quarter of a mill. (uh, I meant half a mill).

WHAAAAAAT!

And remember kiddies:

 

[on_the_edge]

Are you talking about the crown, the necklace, the goblet, or all three?

 

[Progunner]

What are you smoking?!?!

 

[mike biz]

just the necklace & medallion. The Crunk Chalice is priceless. The crown is made of tin-foil.

 

[mike biz]

What are you smoking?!?!

Nothing . . . yet.

 

[RVO3VOM]

Cost me $500,000. That's right. A quarter of a mill.

A quarter of a mill. huh.......is that the full $500,000 or just a ballpark figure?

 

[Tyrkon Lawson]

I'm so confused.

 

[RVO3VOM]

Hey Mike! Roll another Blunt!

I've got the munchies already.


∞

 

[mike biz]

What? 1/4 and 1/2 aren't the same thing? Must've missed those years of fractional learnin'. I'm putting the crack pipe down for a few minutes.

 

[G19G26]

Never drink the bong water.

 

[Rat-30]

Never drink the bong water.

HA!

And dayum, how much for the grill?

WHAAATT?!

.

 

[Grimspoon]

Am I the only one who thinks that sort of ish is completely retarded?

 

[T.A.C.]

I love this place!! Never know what you are gonna find here.

 

[pbubsy]

What are you smoking?!?!

I think he's glass dick'n it! Haha.

 

[mike biz]

Is "ish" Canadian for "ridiculously over-the-top jewelry", eh?

 

[Grimspoon]

"ish" is a self censored version of the "S" word.

 

[mike biz]

Cool and yes I do think that ish is idiotic. To each his own I guess. I'm sure Lil' Jon would say that paying two grand for a BBSHSH is a waste of money. If he only knew what he was missing..

 

[Grimspoon]

Na, I'm pretty sure lil jon would appreciate the excessiveness of it, grab a pile of em and have them customized with diamonds.

YEEEEEah!

 

[bluejaunte]

I have to ask a serious question here.

What self-respecting jeweler would ever DO such a thing? My grampaw used to do lapidary and gem setting and if some goofball asked for such a monstrosity, he would've been pimp-slapped into next week. And my grampaw's a peace-loving Commie!

 

[moonwilson]

Damn, son, you flossin'. Is dat sizzurp in dat chalice? That tired ol sh*t be played out. Lil' Jon is a fake ass busta. WU TANG FOREVER!
Stealth wiggas represent!