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evilgreg

evilgreg

Why so serious?
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8 hours of your time shopping for the most ludicrously tactitarded kni . . . er, let's call it "folding thing that has a sharpish part", calculated at federal minimum wage:

$58

Price of the object, made of the finest materials known to metallurgy (D2!):

$550

Shipping to your secret tactical training facility (your bedroom, at your mom's house):

$0

Owning this abomination and making all the other mall ninjas jealous:

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PRICELESS


 
I like the jimping on the handle. It looks very comfortable.
 
Oh dear lord, what have you done to me SpySmasher SpySmasher ? I can't stop looking at the instagram account, it's like a Spinal Tap style parody of tactitarded knife stuff, but it's not a parody. Check out this beauty:

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If people are buying these things I'm worried about the future of our species. We may just be too dumb to survive . . .
 
evilgreg said:
Oh dear lord, what have you done to me SpySmasher SpySmasher ? I can't stop looking at the instagram account, it's like a Spinal Tap style parody of tactitarded knife stuff, but it's not a parody. Check out this beauty:

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If people are buying these things I'm worried about the future of our species. We may just be too dumb to survive . . .
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And he sells those suckers too!

It's ridiculous.
 
Now that's how you do serrations :)
Oh man and that backspacer.

I think you supposed to choke up with that blade.
 
Holy hell, the whole instagram account is comedy gold. Who looks at this and asks "are ur (sic) books open?"

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At this point I'm not sure this isn't all just a brilliant parody of the worst, silliest, stupidest trends in the collectible knife market.
 
come on... rich (grown up?) mall ninja's need something to blow their cash on... this is perfect tacti-lol
If someone has found a way to cash in on stupid, more power to them I say :)

(fwiw, I also find these designs abhorrent, over the top, flashy, blingy, non-practical and just plain dumb... I fully expect to see them used in a rap video in the near future along with expensive cars and other bling like gold teeth (grilles?) etc... )

edited to add: I actually like some rap, more of the older stuff than newer, and I've never liked the bling videos, always thought it was just embarrassing tbh... like in the sense they're overcompensating or whatever
 
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Lol.

This guy, Todd Heeter, and DDR are all current Kings of selling "knives" to dudes in their late 30's desperate to be cool again and matter to their Instagram peers.

Some say Chinese hands build the majority of these pieces...but that's another topic.
 
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