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I met a one-armed fellow wearing a most preposterous hat a while back at an antique engine show. The hat looked, for lack of a better term, like the quintessential bumkin hat--a wool felt hat with the band removed, stretched into a slouching, roughly rounded conical shape. For some reason, I really liked the hat, so I asked him where he'd gotten it. He said he'd made it himself by taking the band off a felt bowler and hanging it with a big round stone in the crown in a big pot of boiling water until it assumed the desired shape. I've been on the lookout for a suitable hat for a while, and today I found one at a yard sale for a quarter. I boiled it for quite a while this afternoon with a big round stone hanging in the crown, and it has assumed the desired floppy conical shape. I wish I had a digital camera so that I could take a picture of it. If I find a similar hat online, I'll post a link. Anyway, I love the hat. It's quite comfortable, and just slipping it on lowers my IQ by at least half. My neighbor felt his IQ dropping just from looking at it. Now I just need to find me some overalls to go with it.
--Josh
--Josh