pros and cons of pretenimaginary knife use to real utility??

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So.. Knives are for using but what if its only imaginaryprented use instead?

For example pretending to pry something in thin air or making a small slow cut in thin air ..Etcetera etcetera.

so here are so pros and con I have come up with for the two situations.

*-Cons-*

-knife become an ornament rather than staying the tool that it is
-uses extra space up on person if its carried and not in




*-Pros-*

-knife stays sharp longer
-safer
-less cleaning needed
-never break the knife (hopefully)
-good practice
-if you carry it to imaginary use then its on you if you need to use it if you need it , but imaginary carry is only that and that alone if you IC than the knife cant be used for tasks......ohhh IC EDC GEAR ?
-lets you carry multiple knives if you truly follow IC rituals..
-if you lose it you wont really lose it because you never used it anyway
-carry anywhere because you don't have any reason to pull it out to use it(gun heads IC paper work now overrules a concealed carry permit on cloud 9 and the middle of nowhere in Texas (Texans please correct me)

OK its all been logical up to this last point.......

- since you don't use it you should not buy it

from what I have comabout the pros of IC out weigh the cons and it looks legit. bladeforums if you have any additions to the P and C come about with it



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Okay. So that means that our whole solar system could be, like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being?
 
Nonsense! Complete nonsense!

I don’t know how many times I’ve dulled my knife by hitting a chunk of thick air. :D
 
Isn't imaginary cutting the realm of the Mall Ninja?

I'm a level 38 air slicer!

NOOB! Just wait until you get to levels 200+! The secrets of the universe are unlocked, supermodels CALL YOU for dates that they pay for, and exotic car companies offer you their vehicles because they want you to be seen in their cars. Oh the life I lead! (I'm a level 321 air slicer) If all that sounds good, just wait until you get to over 300, I can't even hint at what is in store for you there. I can get you on the accelerated list for a small* fee.



*small being relative to the riches that await you.
 
Jeebus.... Get the hell of the crack, boy. Drugs are bad mmmmkay? Just say no.
 
NOOB! Just wait until you get to levels 200+! The secrets of the universe are unlocked, supermodels CALL YOU for dates that they pay for, and exotic car companies offer you their vehicles because they want you to be seen in their cars. Oh the life I lead! (I'm a level 321 air slicer) If all that sounds good, just wait until you get to over 300, I can't even hint at what is in store for you there. I can get you on the accelerated list for a small* fee.



*small being relative to the riches that await you.

Oh my god! I better keep practicing!
 
I bet you play allot of air guitar!no just kidding.you mean just pretend fighting and cooking?or collecting? U dont ni were youe going with this?
 
After reading what must be one of the most awesome posts of bladeforums history, one quote comes to mind: "Mr. [Plastid], what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

With that said, PM me your address. Because of your sheer thought-provoking posts; which I think may actually unlock the secrets of the universe, I would like to send you a brand-new Kershaw/Emerson Designed CQC-4K knife.
 
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Jeebus.... Get the hell of the crack, boy. Drugs are bad mmmmkay? Just say no.

+1,000,000 to this. This is the most incoherent thread topic ever posted or thoughts or idea's in general i've ever heard. And i grew up near a housing institution for the mentally ill and challenged.:D
 
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