Pssstt wanna hear a blonde joke? "A blind man walks into a ladies bar..."

T. Erdelyi

T. Erdelyi

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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4 - The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weight lifter.

5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 
Ah, yes..the old copy/pasted email chain joke. Hmmm..I distinctly remember...hold on a sec....I have to find it....Here we go!!!

Me said:
Please do not copy paste your forwarded chain emails into the Community Center Forum. We don't like to get them in our inboxes and we sure don't want to read them on BFC. If you feel the need to pass it along send it to your family.
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You gotta remove the indents dude....that makes it a dead giveaway that grandma passed it along!!! :p

(It's fine, just busting your chops.)
 
We were bar-hopping one night, and the next bar we stopped at we asked where the men's room was. Dead silence. Every woman in the place turned to stare at us. It was a lesbian bar.

(They were pretty cool about it, though. They did have a men's room and q u i e t l y pointed it out to us.)
 
K.V. Collucci said:
Ah, yes..the old copy/pasted email chain joke. Hmmm..I distinctly remember...hold on a sec....I have to find it....Here we go!!!



You gotta remove the indents dude....that makes it a dead giveaway that grandma passed it along!!! :p

(It's fine, just busting your chops.)
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What are ya talkin' 'bout Ken?:rolleyes: :D :foot:
 
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