public service announcement

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As public service...
It gives me great pleasure to
Announce the establishment of the
Buck Home
for Abused & MissUsed
Buck Knives.

It is a none profit organization
to provide a home for Buck Knives
that have been abused and miss used,
bent, broken or from broken homes
and no longer wanted or appreciated.
We here at Buck Home are pledged to
provide a retreat and safe haven to
prevent them from being sold into the
Slavery and Servitude of the Fleamaket.

Here at Buck Home we provide rest, comfort
and a place to heal and feel wanted.
We provide loving care and nourishment, oil
and soft living quarters in quite surroundings.
We have only the best of meds and
personal one on one consoling available!
We here do not discriminate towards any
Buck Blade regardless of any past occupation.
Our Buck Home is open to all of any style
Buck of any fixed or folding social standing.

Our resident, DR. Z, is on call a full 24/7
to provide emergency acceptance and care
to any distress Buck Blade that wanders in.
Doctor Z, under a patented system, teaches
each blade to be as sharp and all it can be!
This insures that each and every distressed
Buck will be prepared one day to go out into
the world once more appreciated as a
sharp, useful and productive citizen.

We are committed, and have been sacrificing
unselfishly to spread awareness of our mission.
I, as Founder and Director, have my self stood
many a cold vigil out side the doors of hunting,
camping and wilderness establishments,
fatefully ringing the bell over the donation pot
at the start of every hunting and camping season.

As we are an none profit charity Buck Home
will eagerly accept any donations along with
your outcast Buck Knife to assist in
offsetting the expense of such a massive
under taking to care for discarded Bucks.
We are also able to furnish you with
A notarized receipt to assist you in feeling
wonder full for your donation, however
little that it will not help you with the IRS.
We encurage you to post your thoughts
on this venture and voice your suport
for such an effort so as that the
wonderfull work can contune!
I am DR Z, candate for Charman,
and i aproved this message​
 
Gees Dave,
A while back I used my Bucklite as a screwdriver, - I WAS DESPERATE O.K. :D
No tip now... So I burned it like an old american flag... I figured it was a proper burial... I wish I had known about this Buck Home...
 
Whatever you are taking Dave334... can I have some ??? :D :D :D

here have a tast!
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Gees Dave,
A while back I used my Bucklite as a screwdriver, - I WAS DESPERATE O.K. :D
No tip now... So I burned it like an old american flag... I figured it was a proper burial... I wish I had known about this Buck Home...

~ Buck Home ~
~ Anouncement ~
Here at Buck Home, we now offer
(to comply with political correctnesss)
Trans Plant Re-Location Service!
For thoes that unfortuneletly have
exceaded the abillaties of our services and
have non~ressation provisions in their liveing will.
We will of curse contune to offer a most respectfull
~Rest Forever Plan~
were each Buck is placed in a
shoe ~ tool ~ tackel ~ junk box
of your personal prefrence with
words of your chouseing from what
ever your relidguess belifes may be.
note: we will not under any condittion
offer to say any curse words, or burial at sea
unless proof of Naval Service is included.
I am DR. Z and I approved these changes.
 
I don't really care what you're taking Dave, but I really like your new avatar! :thumbup:

i do to, the wife did not like me getting that old beach trip picture out to show off as she is very shy now...
her 'X' took it at ocean city md. years ago when she was not so shy...
any way realy beats DBF dont it! and i see the dogs every day...
 
I don't really care what you're taking Dave, but I really like your new avatar! :thumbup:

:D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :D

Me too! I am having a tough time reading everyones posts lately though...
seem to be just starin at the pics LOL

Mike your avatar ain't bad either :D
 
I just stared at Dave's avatar then I realized his post was off the hook!!!!

Eye color?
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I would nibble her bunions!!!!
.
 
I just stared at Dave's avatar then I realized his post was off the hook!!!!

Eye color?
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image.php

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I would nibble her bunions!!!!
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yea blue eyes...
damm goose, seems we have a lot in common aside o knives !
and is there any one that dont drink from a county crystal?
 
This is the first time I've been able to comprehend a message 334Dave wrote, and it's a trick!! :D
 
I'll never tell!

Well, not unless someone sends me something really nice from the Custom Shoppe. But other than that, I'm silent!
 
I'll never tell!

Well, not unless someone sends me something really nice from the Custom Shoppe. But other than that, I'm silent!

OH so you can be had :D >>> jest not cheep! :rolleyes:
well you know what they say ...:confused:
that *)&(*&%~^R^%_*Y)*&G&~%&^#$^@#&*(:p
 
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