This came to me in a vision last nite:
I saw Jerry walking through tables of Busse & Kin all individually wrapped in shrink wrap + Busse Butcher paper with the model and features written in Sharpie on the butcher paper...
on one table there were at least 100 BIG NMFSH's -- some had "blk/tan g10" written on the wrapping paper, a few others, "red/blk g10", still others "tan Mic"-- I saw what I though to be all the handle materials offered by Busse Combat represented in the Sharpie shorthand scrawlings.
at another table were BG SFNO's-- once again wrapped up like saranwrapped mummies of goodness with their features detailed in shaprie on the paper...
But one table had a golden aura emanating around it...I navigated my way through what seemed to be an endless labyrinth of picnic tables lardered down with every variety of sr77, Elmax, sr101, D2, and INFI that ever came out of Wauseon!!!
Finally after knocking over a table piled over with parkerized Regulators that hit the warehouse floor with a thud that sounded like 2 tons of Idaho baking potatoes being dumped off the back of dump truck, but now I was finally before the "golden table"..................:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
It was filled with Competition Finish TGLB's that had been returned to Wauseon and they had not been wrapped in the paper or plastic yet...they all had yellow post it notes stuck to them with little phrases like, "Customer remorse, wanted satin"..."Returned: too many tool marks" and more with similar remarks reflecting the opinions of uneducated buyers.
I stretched my hand foreward to grab a Black/Tan that seemed to be glowing more than all it's neighbors...
BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
as my cloven piglet hoof ( my hand had transformed! ) had nearly reached it prize...I heard a thick twangy voice behind and to my left behind me drawl, "Didya root till ya found a fat tit, squealer?".....I turned and I could make out it was Daryl Dixon himself!!!!
But-------but something was way off...the vest was right, the handkerchief in the back pocket was there, even the hair was correct...but upon closer examination "Daryl" had the pendulous busom of Methuselah's grandma and the face of my MOTHER IN LAW!!! <cue the Psycho music>



Daryl-in-law then spit on the warehouse floor, and said, "Didn't I warn you against dippin into my babies' college fund? Now you're just another piglet eat up with the Swine flu...good for nothin but sausage!" Daryl-in-law leveled it's crossbow at my forehead...I yelled for Jerry, but he was picking up knives at various tables and placing them in cardboard boxes and it was as if he was ignoring my cries for help...I yelled for Garth, he was laying on the floor-- maybe an earlier victim of Daryl-in-law...maybe passed out, I wasn't sure

...I yelled for Pokey and her MBC-- no response...I even yelled for Lexi but it looked like she had been hogtied with one of those old coiled phone cords and then...................
I woke up!!!!



whew!
It seemed so real...it was probably the cough syrup
