Spazdoofus- n., pl. spazdoofusi A vertebrate subspecies of Homo sapiens who publicly and repeatedly walks about with their fly open or makes attempts to disrupt public order by showing pictures of animals in various states of copulation, morbidly obese people in various forms of tight fitting attire whether they be involved in physical activity or not, morbidly thin people in minimal clothing, men in diapers, women with inordinately large pectoral regions seated in motor vehicles or any other images that would be disturbing to anyone but the most mentally deficient of individuals. See sub species Spazdoofus idahoskunkus and Spazdoofus cobaltus. Health organizations the world over recommender the chemical castration of these two subspecies where ever they are found due the degenerative nature their reproduction has on society.
