Question

[kamkazmoto]

If a turtle is missing his shell is he homeless or naked?

 

[Yvsa]

If a turtle is missing his shell is he homeless or naked?

Naked, he/she is just taking a full bath.

 

[MauiRob]

I would ask this first:


Is anyone there to see it?

 

[bilestoad]

But the soup is very good..

 

[Bill Marsh]

Inside of a Turtle it is too dark to read. Anyone have a light, Dog?

 

[jmings]

If a turtle is missing his shell is he homeless or naked?

Dead.

And clapping one hand.

 

[Kevin the grey]

Don,t look at it as a turtle without a shell , look at it as ,

Soup , stew , entree , dinner . nummy nums , you name it , I,ll cook it .

 

[Esav Benyamin]

If a turtle is missing his shell, he's a lizard.

 

[Noah Zark]

OTOH, if you shoot a mime, must you use a silenced firearm?

Noah

 

[MauiRob]

OTOH, if you shoot a mime, must you use a silenced firearm?

I think you shouldn't, just because the mime would want you to

 

[FallingKnife]

In fact, using a gun with blanks or even just yelling "bang" real loud will do the job.

 

[T. Erdelyi]

If a turtle is missing his shell is he homeless or naked?

Probably recently divorced

OTOH, if you shoot a mime, must you use a silenced firearm?

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A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[BruiseLeee]

A snail without a shell is a slug.

If this is true, I can get you some really cheap escargot.