Quick game for you Knife throwing circus performers

Steely_Gunz

Steely_Gunz

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I know there are a few knife throwers in the cantina (myself included...although I'm not very good at it). Here's a little game i stumbled across while "working" yesterday. Kinda fun. DO NOT try this at home with your wife or girlfriend. I don't care how dry the turkey is. 2240 is my best score.

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Once again, i do not advocate the throwing of knives at women, even in a circus setting.

Jake
 
Jake, you are one sick pup, outstanding :thumbup: :D

Sarge

p.s.: I occasionally hit a playing card at around 18 feet with my knife, but still miss often enough I don't think anybody would want to be my "lovely assistant"
 
AFter killing the girl twice I really don't have the heart to go on. Plus, I've run out of willing assistants...





munkl
 
AFter killing the girl twice I really don't have the heart to go on. Plus, I've run out of willing assistants...
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:D :D You've been hanging out with Bruise again, haven't you?
 
I'm not good at this, and don't want to get caught by my girls so...

Andy
 
Only thing I'd ever throw at my sweetheart is kisses. They need to make one of these games featuring my ex mother in law strapped to the wheel. Meaner than a crocodile with a bad tooth, and ugly in a way only the truly spiteful can achieve, by God sir, flinging sharp objects at that would be fine sport indeed. :D :eek: :D

Sarge
Who should probably be a bit ashamed of himself for roaring with laughter at such a mental image. I try my best not to hate anybody, but some people really make you work for it. ;)
 
Sylvrfalcn said:
Only thing I'd ever throw at my sweetheart is kisses. They need to make one of these games featuring my ex mother in law strapped to the wheel. Meaner than a crocodile with a bad tooth, and ugly in a way only the truly spiteful can achieve, by God sir, flinging sharp objects at that would be fine sport indeed. :D :eek: :D

Sarge
Who should probably be a bit ashamed of himself for roaring with laughter at such a mental image. I try my best not to hate anybody, but some people really make you work for it. ;)
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Your fantasy imitates (or replicates) history. There was AFAIK a carney knife (and hatchet) thrower who had an older woman represented as his mother-in-law who nagged him through the whole act.
 
Practicing :)

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Sarge
 
Big fun, but I won't be bringing up how much fun if I ever have to take a psych eval...

The summer training cycle in Korea was really boring, (winter is when you earn your pay), and I got a brilliant idea one day. Set up a half sheet of plywood on a wooden table and spray painted a human torso shilloutte (sp?), broke out heart, lungs, belly, throat, eyes and, last but not least, groin. We took turns throwing based on the rules of the basketball game 'Horse' I called it 'Heart', and it was nice way to while away a few off duty hours. Back then (early 90's) we could get Ka-bar knock offs from the px for ~$20, and get a decent bit of throwing out of them, assuming you could stick regularly. Soft enough to just bend them back true if they bent a bit on a bad throw.
 
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