Quite the day...

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Some of you have read the thread about me dyeing the covers of my GEC Boy’s Knife. So, I have it in my pocket and am taking a little hike through a wooded area of one of our city parks. I see a mossy, rotten log and think it makes a good background for a knife photo-opp.

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Do you see the hole in the ground at the bottom left corner of the pic? (Just NE of the whitish-looking strand of root) No, I didn’t either.
That hole is about 1 & 1/2 inches in diameter and goes down about two feet, where it angles off at 45 degrees and continues into the bowels of the earth. Ask me how I know this...
You can purchase a flexible cable with an LED light and spring assisted claw, along with another tool that consists of a magnet at the end of a 40” flexible rod for around $20 at Home Depot. Ask me how I know this...
It would take a sweating, stressed-out, 60 year old man on his knees in the woods approximately 20 minutes to retrieve such a knife from said hole, once he purchased the correct tools. Ask me how I know this...

After I took the picture with my cell phone, I reached for the knife and it slid off the log and bounced at just the right angle for it to disappear into the hole, bolster up. I just stared, not wanting to believe what I had just seen.
I reached my fingers in...nothing. Hoping that my knife hadn’t bonked a po’d snake in the head, I used a stick about 2 feet long and thought I felt the bottom, but some dirt gave way and then the stick wasn’t touching anything anymore.
I had nothing in my Jeep that I could use, so a quick trip to the hardware store for some items that looked promising and I was in business. I had to be careful not to dislodge the knife and have it drop even further. Eventually it was the magnet on the flexible rod, fully extended, that attached to the tang of the blade. I couldn’t see it or hear it, but I felt the weight as I pulled it back up, praying it didn’t become dislodged and fall off, to be gone forever.
I have lost knives before, but I have never had one be swallowed up by the ground in the blink of an eye like this! Now that I have it back, I can’t decide if it’s a good-luck knife or a bad-luck knife?
 
You just claimed the honor of my personal favorite storyteller on The Porch. I’m sure sorry for your trouble, but I’m glad you were able to get your knife back. And if nothing else, you got one heck of a funny story out of it. Thanks for the chuckles!
 
First, really glad you got your knife back! When something like this happens to me, and I have those few moments where my brain is having a hard time comprehending what just happened.I call it my "stuck on stupid" moment. Sorry you had a stressful few minutes until you rescued it, least now you got another good chapter in its story;)
 
I just read this out loud to my wife. We were engaged, amused, frustrated and glad for you. Ask me how I know this... :D
Thanks for taking us along. Glad the ending was a good one for you - though I think that pulling up an altogether different knife (per the vivid imagination of Norcaldude) would have been a hoot :cool:

Cheers, Ray
 
You just claimed the honor of my personal favorite storyteller on The Porch. I’m sure sorry for your trouble, but I’m glad you were able to get your knife back. And if nothing else, you got one heck of a funny story out of it. Thanks for the chuckles!

Would have been great if you pulled up a knife but it wasn't the knife you lost :p

There's probably two or three more down there.

Great story... way to stay persistent.

"Good Luck" knife, for sure.

Just need to sit it down and explain the pitfalls (pitfall..get it?).. of chasing the white rabbit.

Nice rescue

First, really glad you got your knife back! When something like this happens to me, and I have those few moments where my brain is having a hard time comprehending what just happened.I call it my "stuck on stupid" moment. Sorry you had a stressful few minutes until you rescued it, least now you got another good chapter in its story;)

I just read this out loud to my wife. We were engaged, amused, frustrated and glad for you. Ask me how I know this... :D
Thanks for taking us along. Glad the ending was a good one for you - though I think that pulling up an altogether different knife (per the vivid imagination of Norcaldude) would have been a hoot :cool:

Cheers, Ray

As surreal as the whole episode was, pulling up a different knife should not have been unexpected! Thanks for the laugh, Norcaldude Norcaldude :)

Believe me, while all of this was going on, the last thing on my mind was telling the story on BF. As I was typing it out, I thought, “This sounds an awful lot like a @r8shell April 1st thread! But in her version, a dazed and addled snake would have slithered out with the knife balanced perfectly on its noggin.
 
Glad you got your knife back. I don't know if I would have thought to grab the magnet and flexible claw thing. As I was reading I was thinking "gonna be a big hole I have to dig..."
 
Good on you that you got your knife back do you have any shots taken after pulling it back up again? I probably wouldn’t of thought of using a magnet stick I would’ve ended up digging a hole down to find It.
 
Glad you got your knife back. I don't know if I would have thought to grab the magnet and flexible claw thing. As I was reading I was thinking "gonna be a big hole I have to dig..."

Good on you that you got your knife back do you have any shots taken after pulling it back up again? I probably wouldn’t of thought of using a magnet stick I would’ve ended up digging a hole down to find It.

I didn’t take any pics of the knife when it resurfaced. It was caked with dirt, but otherwise unscathed except for a scratch or two from the little claw tool trying to grasp it. It did clean up nicely.

I thought about digging it out, but I was afraid it would just dislodge the knife and it would be gone...I have no idea how deep the hole actually was. I’m guessing it was either a rodent hole, or a hole left by a tree root that had rotted. Also, it was a city park, albeit a wooded portion. If a suspicious looking scoundrel was seen headed into the woods with a shovel, I would have expected our local police to have shown up not long afterwards. Not sure they would have bought my story about Instagram photos and knives being swallowed up. That’s not a call I would have wanted to make to my wife...”Hi honey, can you please tell the officer that I’m a Knife Knut and an idiot, but otherwise harmless?”
 
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