Quotes Mispoken, Misheard !!

[T-BAG]

See if you can think of a quote that sounds real but has a different connotation.

Example:

DEAR GOD, PLEASE STOP ME BEFORE I KEEL AGAIN.-MIKE FINK 1851

 

[java]

Money Is The Loot Of All Evil....




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[MarkCid84]

Even a blind nut finds a squirrel every now and then

 

[Mongo]

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" Jimi Hendrix

 

[java]

"Excuse me, while I kiss this guy" Jimi Hendrix

.....and I always thought it was "'scuse me...while I kiss this fly". Damn the bad drugs!! Damn them all!!



"I'll never leave your pizza burnin'" - Rolling Stones Beast of Burden

"The girl with colitis goes by" - The Beatles Lucy in the Skies with Diamonds

"Sweet dreams are maitre d's" - The Eurythmics Sweet Dreams

"Dirty deeds done to sheep" - AC/DC Dirty Deeds




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[Steve Hayden]

"Candy is dandy
but lick her is quicker" David Bromberg

 

[lizardman_u]

"There's a bathroom on the right"... Creedence Clearwater revival

 

[Shann]

"wrapped up like a douche"

"revved up like a duece"


Blinded By the Light.

 

[B Finnigan]

"She's gotta chicken to ride" Ticket to ride Rolling Stones.

 

[TorzJohnson]

"Big ol' Jed had a light on" - Big ol' Jet Airliner by Steve Miller

 

[Centaur]

... and to the republic for Richard Stands, ...

 

[Racerx2oo3]

"Our Lord who art in heaven Harold be his name..."

"I salami kissing santa claus..."

We get this one alot in work e-mails "Well it's a mute point anyway..." (Instead of moot point)

My six year old son refered to the Pledge of allegience as "The prayer to the flag..."

"It's a case of Pa calling the kettle black..." (Pot calling the kettle black, as mangled by my sister-in-law.)

 

[Bob W]

From Sunday School:

Do Lord, oh do Lord, oh do remember me.
Gravy on the moon.

 

[Cougar Allen]

"Don't be getting excited when you hear that salmon roar" -Jim Croce

 

[tholiver]

Hmm any of the gazillion "interpretations" of the lyrics of Louie Louie.lol.

 

[T.K.C.]

"Happy as pigeon ****." A friend of mine who is Hungarian says this.

 

[severtecher]

One of the most famous mis-quotes is, "one small step for a man. One giant leap for mankind." The real words uttered by Niel as opposed to the remembered, but audiologically challenged, "one small step for man."

 

[Quiet Storm]

http://www.kissthisguy.com

 

[Esav Benyamin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

A mondegreen is the mishearing (usually accidental) of a phrase in such a way that it acquires a new meaning.

The word "mondegreen" is itself a mondegreen. The American writer Sylvia Wright coined it in an essay "The Death of Lady Mondegreen", which was published in Harper's Magazine in November 1954.[1] She wrote:

When I was a child, my mother used to read aloud to me from Percy's Reliques. One of my favorite poems began, as I remember:

Ye Highlands and ye Lowlands,
Oh, where hae ye been?
They hae slain the Earl Amurray, [sic]
And Lady Mondegreen.

The actual line is "And laid him on the green", from the anonymous 17th century ballad "The Bonnie Earl O' Murray".

 

[uncle Alan]

See if you can think of a quote that sounds real but has a different connotation.

Example:

DEAR GOD, PLEASE STOP ME BEFORE I KEEL AGAIN.-MIKE FINK 1851

" Local girl softball pitcher strikes out number 1,000 k !"

She must be in her late '30's , eh ? Modern math ?

Uncle Alan