Rampaging Wombats

[MikeH]

I am too much an engineer. I must have a perceived need for a specific knife before I buy it. I am in danger of running out of perceived needs.

But today it occurred to me that I do not yet have a knife specifically designated for attacks by rabid Wombats, so there you go.

As far as I know no Wombat has ever been seen in the wild in Alabama, but a man's got to be prepared, doesn't he?

 

[evltcat]

I am too much an engineer. I must have a perceived need for a specific knife before I buy it. I am in danger of running out of perceived needs.

But today it occurred to me that I do not yet have a knife specifically designated for attacks by rabid Wombats, so there you go.

As far as I know no Wombat has ever been seen in the wild in Alabama, but a man's got to be prepared, doesn't he?

It could HAPPEN TOMORROW!!!!!
I'm sure our Australian Hogs will have a suggestion, but I'm thinking if I'm staring down a rabid, crazed Wombat, I'd reach for a Butaniku!!
From what I've heard, the very sight of that could put the rabid critter into cardiac arrest!

 

[AValenz]

very true I bet there is Wombats some where in California...

 

[gleason128]

California has more to worry about than just Wombats! lol

 

[JohnTheTexican]

Wasn't the HG55 originally designed for wombat fighting?

 

[gk4ever2]

Mike,

A creative mind can always find a "need". Just ask us for help if you run out of ideas.

Gene

 

[Hindsight]

You can never be to prepared. LOL I like the way you think.

 

[resinguy]

Mike, you obviously need a Basic 8! So add your voice in that thread.

 

[Will York]

Mike, you obviously need a Basic 8! So add your voice in that thread.

Have to agree with Guy here, and you are perfectly right--must be prepared for the dang Wombats!

 

[Noxious Fumes]

Have to agree with Guy here, and you are perfectly right--must be prepared for the dang Wombats!

About time someone thought of this

 

[Andy the Aussie]

NMFBM.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Morgo]

If your prepping for the Wombats, what did you buy to handle the drop bears if they finally manage to break away from Australian shores??

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140909181824/fictspedia/images/d/d5/Drop_bear_sign.png

 

[RobStanley]

Wombats are gorgeous creatures. They are also built like core filled brick sh*thouses. Hit one in your car and it's like running into a refrigerator.

 

[Carl Jacobsen]

Clearly at least a Busse AK-47, to be sure you can stand off a bit. I'd suggest a MOAB as an alternate, but I'm not sure it's fair to use a knife that outweighs your attacker.

 

[Georgecatl]

ha...... Got a throw back to my youth.
Anybody remember the Hodaka Wombat Kombat?

 

[Garth Reckner]

NMFBM.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can just see the hate and malice in his eyes cant you? We are in big trouble if they decide to attack.

Garth

 

[Will York]

NMFBM.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my God that thing is scarifying. Forget the blades--break out the .50 BMGs!

I KNEW I needed a Barrett for something--thanks, MikeH!

 

[Carl Jacobsen]

It's a little hard to tell from the pictures, but that tree between and just behind the two of them is over fifty feet tall.

 

[dkblade]

When the wombat apocalypse finally does happen it will be nice to know we're all prepared. I think the only way to truly defeat them will be to cut off their food supply which consists primarily of grass, herbs and other plant life. May I suggest some sort of machete style blade or perhaps some hedge trimmers?

 

[Carl Jacobsen]

That's what Busse needs to do next: the Busse Nuclear Hedge Trimmer - like a cross between a War Boar and a scythe.