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you should do a search before you post,he's no where around that corner! It's the Bo Bo head's from the USA [ugh American's that he's run across in his travel's!.... Me Too!]
 
Hi,

This is Jeff Randall. I'm using my partner's login. He and I are on the road in NY on business and I was too lazy to find my password.

Anyway, if you would like an agency to report this to then I suggest contacting Colonel Echagary, Peruvian Air Force Special Forces. Then you might contact the FBI, US Marshals Service, or any other federal agency about our joke on our forum. If you need my personal telephone number, cell phone number, drivers license number or any other personal information to file your report then drop me an email at jeff@jungletraining.com

Obviously you can't take a joke. We don't take ourselves too seriously on our forum and anyone who does is not welcome there. On the flip side, we DO take our training seriously. If you don't like our sense of humor then don't read our forum. There are a lot of problems overseas and we've run into the very thing we were joking about and damn near all of these problems come from Americans who think they can get away with anything since they're not in the USA.

Lastly, we don't care whether you liked our joke or not. You probably wouldn't enjoy sex with sheep either. Like I said, report us to any authority you wish and we'll be glad to provide you with information you need to do that. In fact, some of the agencies you would need to report this to have traveled an trained with us overseas...and if you think our sense of humor is bad you should see theirs.

Get a life and either understand the humor or don't read it. Politically correct is one thing we're not.

Jeff
 
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Thanks.

If folks would do their research before taking things so seriously they would know we wrote a book on the pitfalls of travel in the 3rd World. One thing we emphasize is not fooling around with young women or prostitutes. A LOT of bad Americans travel to these countries for that very reason. We have a deep respect for our foreign family, and on many occasions we have defended them vigorously from Americans trying to take advantage of their economic situation (many times this means families trying to "sell" their daughters to Americans just to get them into the USA). With all that said, those who have traveled with us know we enjoy a raw sense of humor. We laugh at others, we laugh at ourselves, but when things get serious we are deadly serious about what we do in an overseas environments.

A short story: I traveled to Colombia a couple of years ago with a government agency doing training there. I just thought I had a warped sense of humor until I met these guys. But they were top notch when it was time to be serious - a great bunch of folks with huge hearts. I have found those who are widely traveled have a lot of compassion as well as a raw sense of humor. Sometimes that sense of humor gets you through things that serious types can't cope with.

Off-color jokes and humor are just that to me: humor not to be taken seriously. If I judged any man on his skin color, race, ethnicity or handicap then I couldn't be a traveler. I say enjoy life, harm no one, and don't allow other's words to force you into politically correct mode. All it takes to get by in this world is to be honest - most importantly with yourself.

Jeff
 
Well, I was going to post up a joke about 8 year olds and clown suits but I figure it might not sit too well with the sensitive PC crowd here.

On a serious note, a poster on our forum concerning this thread said he posted up a while back on BFs that he'd rather have a 12 year old native with a machete than one of the [BF] 'Dudes' with the best knife made if he was lost in the outback. Sounds to me like he knows what he's talking about. As I have said here many times, a 5 dollar machete in the hands of an indig will beat any "survival" knife in the hands of most knife users. So, if anyone here is just itching for a debate, then let's get this thread on track and debate the merits of that instead of 8 year olds, sheep, and clown suits. At least this way we may hurt each others feelings but we can remain "politically correct" in doing so and refrain from injuring anyone's idea of a perfect world with no cruel jokes.

Quote of the month: "New Orleans will once again be a chocolate city." - Mayor Ray Nagin. I love that one so much I'm having bumper stickers made.

Jeff
 
Doctors, and medical people in general have an even wilder sense of humour - One needs a strong stomach to share craic with these types.

Interesting that this topic came up because it was the frst thing that came to mind when I was reading that recent thread started by the bloke asking questions about South America (can't seem it find it or I'd link it here)

I'd say 90% of the folks I've met who have become expats in poor SE asian countries are there for that unspeakable reason. Had a yarn with a couple of these types in Lombok a few years back, before I realised what they were there for - man I felt like I needed a wash after talking to them.

Hey Jeff, I've got some great photos of some of our local folk up North beating the tar out of my RAT7 - it's just that I left them on my memory card up at the place I was staying. As soon as I get it back I'll post them here.
 
Ming,

Would love to see the photos when you get the chance to post them up. Thanks!

Jeff
 
MikePerrin said:
Hi,

This is Jeff Randall. I'm using my partner's login. He and I are on the road in NY on business and I was too lazy to find my password.

Anyway, if you would like an agency to report this to then I suggest contacting Colonel Echagary, Peruvian Air Force Special Forces. Then you might contact the FBI, US Marshals Service, or any other federal agency about our joke on our forum. If you need my personal telephone number, cell phone number, drivers license number or any other personal information to file your report then drop me an email at jeff@jungletraining.com

Obviously you can't take a joke. We don't take ourselves too seriously on our forum and anyone who does is not welcome there. On the flip side, we DO take our training seriously. If you don't like our sense of humor then don't read our forum. There are a lot of problems overseas and we've run into the very thing we were joking about and damn near all of these problems come from Americans who think they can get away with anything since they're not in the USA.

Lastly, we don't care whether you liked our joke or not. You probably wouldn't enjoy sex with sheep either. Like I said, report us to any authority you wish and we'll be glad to provide you with information you need to do that. In fact, some of the agencies you would need to report this to have traveled an trained with us overseas...and if you think our sense of humor is bad you should see theirs.

Get a life and either understand the humor or don't read it. Politically correct is one thing we're not.

Jeff
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Well said Jeff.

I agree, there are too many uptight people around here, it's like the Mass/N.E. mentality. By the way I went on a training excursion wth Jeff and the picture of me below is right after I got off the plane and headed into the arid areas of Peru. The Women, boys and girls ran away from me as did the sheep, but the Old ladies ran me up a tree and bayed like a pack of blue ticks.

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Jeff saved my azz. Oh and Jeff, you mean to tell me you'd rather a 12 year old kid have your back than me dressed like above? I'll even bring my tops anaconda.
 
Cobalt said:
Well said Jeff.

I agree, there are too many uptight people around here, it's like the Mass/N.E. mentality. By the way I went on a training excursion wth Jeff and the picture of me below is right after I got off the plane and headed into the arid areas of Peru. The Women, boys and girls ran away from me as did the sheep, but the Old ladies ran me up a tree and bayed like a pack of blue ticks.

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Jeff saved my azz. Oh and Jeff, you mean to tell me you'd rather a 12 year old kid have your back than me dressed like above? I'll even bring my tops anaconda.
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