RAT Girl Calendar ? ?

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10Beers

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As the squirrel spins the single squeeky wheel in my head, I had a moment of inspiration.

RAT has a beyond excellent knife for every occasion, tried and true products from survival kits to fire steels. They can educate you on how to stay alive when the unexpected becomes reality and run their company to a moral standard thats just about long forgotten in today's world.

What more could you ask? Seems to me that there's something missing to make the cirlce of life complete here.

A RAT GIRL CALENDAR!. 12 Full Color Flip Pages of Sultery Jungle Heat. Sweat testing the 1095 Coating. Morning Dew Dripping off the Bamboo... The kind of calendar that makes you say: "Damn! Thats a Nice Knife!"
-Nothing tacky mind you, just beautiful Rat products being marketed by equally beautiful survival tool specialists. (Jeff, this does NOT mean you)

Anyone here agree? Or am I alone in my thoughts? :D
 
Thats not funny Gunner... My RC-5 hasn't arrived yet and if this calendar was out there and I didn't have one, I'd need therapy.;)

Seriously, I think they should make their annual product catalog into a nice calendar as described. Sell them cold and include one in a purchase ect..

Be the tits! -no pun intended.
 
I'd be interested in this too. The model on the home page of RAT's website got me thinking about this same thing the other day, but I was too lazy to see if I was alone in the thought. :p It never fails too, anytime I show someone the website her knife is the first one they notice. Must be something about that picture that attracts attention... ;)
 
As long as they have leeches on their nipples or are using a jungle sloth to baton some wood...
 
I think Shotgunner should be Miss September and TexasTony Miss July!

I'm in for that!
 
Damn......


Didn't think it would go there...

Sorry fellas.


Seriously the calender is a good idea. What ever happend to the RAT Cutlery girl ads anyway?
 
I'm all set with there NOT being a calendar of such sorts. I WOULD like one that was survival-skills-based, however. A season-appropriate skill for each month of the year!
 
tonym said:
Damn......


Didn't think it would go there...

Sorry fellas.


Seriously the calender is a good idea. What ever happend to the RAT Cutlery girl ads anyway?
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Not your fault bro, :D Joking is cool :thumbup: but I mean come on some peeps go way to far IMO:rolleyes:.... :)Calender Good Idea... Chick with RAT products, with Survival tips would be cool.:D
 
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