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Okay kiddies, it's WAAAAHHHHH!! time!
The last few knife purchases I've made have turned out to be such bummers that I feel the need to vent. Kinda.
First I have to say that Boker, in my un-humble opinion, has no business making liner-lock folders.
I tried their Boker Brend model and it turned out to be one of the worst buys I've ever made. It has a scale retention pin right under the contact point of the pocket clip that ripped my pants upon withdrawal from the pocket. The paper thin liner-lock, while surprisingly able to pass a spine whack test dangerously dis-engages when the knife is gripped with anything other than a medium strength grip. I started to do an edge retention test, but the lock popped from my gripping it every time I tried to slice with the knife.
Everybody gets a bad knife now and again so I marked it off as just that. No harm. No foul.
Boker has come out with their Gemini series which looked promising to me. The overall package looked comfortable and useable. Not being the type to hold grudges, I thought I would really like to try one of these so I special ordered one from my dealer. I decided on the Angler model in plain edge. It has a green handle with black Kraton insert. Well it came in and I picked it up. Did the good ol' spine whack test and it passed. I got my new toy home and decided to put it thru it's paces. My first task was to go out and cut some flowers from our Magnolia tree out front. Magnolia's have wonderfully scented flowers on a woody stem and are a favorite with my wife. I cut one and passed it down to the wife. Went for another and as I pulled back a little to whack the stem, the blade hit a branch above and the blade snapped closed on my finger cutting a bloody little 3/4" long slice just in front of the middle joint.
After stopping the bleeding, I went to examine the knife and tried a light spine whack test. The knife snapped closed mucho fast and hard. On closer examination with a loupe, I see where it appears the paper thin liner actually bent during use. When I say paper thin I mean the liner is about as thick as some of the construction paper my wife uses with her Elementary school kids. (She's an Elementary School Art Teacher, BTW).
And after the long winded story, this is why Boker has no business making liner lock folders. I know some of you are going to say that my spine whack bent the liner. Fine. If it bends that easily it has no business being on a knife that is hyped the way Boker is hyping their wares in the knife rags.
FWIW, I have Boker lock backs and fixed blades and they are first rate product, so they are not by any means all bad.
My next problem came with my new CRKT Steve Ryan Model 7 folder. Great looking design and has the LAWKS too! Too good! When I started familiarizing myself with the knife, it became readily apparent that this monster thumb stud was as worthless as a Rolex on a Bear's paw. Now, I fixed this by removing the thumbstud from Hell and discovered a perfectly good Spyder-hole underneath.
Too COOL! Now this knife rocked and rolled in the opening dept. I started carrying it and after a few attempts at quick pocket withdrawal the cutouts in the Zytel handle continually hung up on my pocket leaving my knife either stuck halfway in or out of the pocket or laying on the floor where it does me little good.
BUMMER.
I was manipulating and flicking my Spyderco Ayoob the other night and the smooth Almite coated Aluminum handle flew from my hand like it was made with ice coated Teflon on a fast flick and boomaranged across the room and nearly hit my wife in the leg. Suffice it to say that if looks could kill I would not be here right now.
This was a disappointment because now I cannot trust this knife in an emergency situation due to that slick handle and the fear of losing the knife in an emergency opening scenario. Unless of course it slipped out of my grasp during opening and stuck in the BG's throat or something.
This is one knife that BEGS for a G-10 handle. If it had some kind of traction on the handle, it would be close to being "All That" in my book. I love the design, just not the execution of the design.
Well I guess I've used up my bitch quota for the next couple of months, so I'll shut up now.
Any other flops or close-but-no-cigar knives out there I should know about?
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The individualist without strategy who takes opponents lightly will inevitably become the captive of others.
Sun Tzu
The last few knife purchases I've made have turned out to be such bummers that I feel the need to vent. Kinda.
First I have to say that Boker, in my un-humble opinion, has no business making liner-lock folders.
I tried their Boker Brend model and it turned out to be one of the worst buys I've ever made. It has a scale retention pin right under the contact point of the pocket clip that ripped my pants upon withdrawal from the pocket. The paper thin liner-lock, while surprisingly able to pass a spine whack test dangerously dis-engages when the knife is gripped with anything other than a medium strength grip. I started to do an edge retention test, but the lock popped from my gripping it every time I tried to slice with the knife.

Boker has come out with their Gemini series which looked promising to me. The overall package looked comfortable and useable. Not being the type to hold grudges, I thought I would really like to try one of these so I special ordered one from my dealer. I decided on the Angler model in plain edge. It has a green handle with black Kraton insert. Well it came in and I picked it up. Did the good ol' spine whack test and it passed. I got my new toy home and decided to put it thru it's paces. My first task was to go out and cut some flowers from our Magnolia tree out front. Magnolia's have wonderfully scented flowers on a woody stem and are a favorite with my wife. I cut one and passed it down to the wife. Went for another and as I pulled back a little to whack the stem, the blade hit a branch above and the blade snapped closed on my finger cutting a bloody little 3/4" long slice just in front of the middle joint.

And after the long winded story, this is why Boker has no business making liner lock folders. I know some of you are going to say that my spine whack bent the liner. Fine. If it bends that easily it has no business being on a knife that is hyped the way Boker is hyping their wares in the knife rags.
FWIW, I have Boker lock backs and fixed blades and they are first rate product, so they are not by any means all bad.
My next problem came with my new CRKT Steve Ryan Model 7 folder. Great looking design and has the LAWKS too! Too good! When I started familiarizing myself with the knife, it became readily apparent that this monster thumb stud was as worthless as a Rolex on a Bear's paw. Now, I fixed this by removing the thumbstud from Hell and discovered a perfectly good Spyder-hole underneath.


BUMMER.
I was manipulating and flicking my Spyderco Ayoob the other night and the smooth Almite coated Aluminum handle flew from my hand like it was made with ice coated Teflon on a fast flick and boomaranged across the room and nearly hit my wife in the leg. Suffice it to say that if looks could kill I would not be here right now.

This was a disappointment because now I cannot trust this knife in an emergency situation due to that slick handle and the fear of losing the knife in an emergency opening scenario. Unless of course it slipped out of my grasp during opening and stuck in the BG's throat or something.

Well I guess I've used up my bitch quota for the next couple of months, so I'll shut up now.
Any other flops or close-but-no-cigar knives out there I should know about?
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The individualist without strategy who takes opponents lightly will inevitably become the captive of others.
Sun Tzu