Red Herring Meets The Return Of The Zodiac Killer!

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Opening Sequence


Fade into and follow stocking and white skirted legs walking down a corridor in St. Mary's Regional Medical Center, Reno.

They slow and stop as they reach the door to a supply closet from under which is seeping a sticky red substance. The handle is turned, and out tumbles the corpse of a male nurse, landing on it's back in the corridor. As we hear a scream echo through the halls, the camera focuses on the oddly shaped haft of an unusual knife ( immediately identifiable to forumites as a Brazilian sorocabana ) protruding from the center of it's victim's chest. :eek: :eek: :eek:


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Alright, now 'fess up! Don't tell me none of you ( admittedly suave, silver tongued, and personable as the devil ) deviates out there read Blue's review of the Brazilian sorocabana still made by but one living man in a far off country, and looked at the picture of it's exotic shape without thinking of the red herring it would make. Can you imagine how long it would take the police and FBI to track down what KIND of knife it was without the net? How many knife experts would be consulted in vain? The weeks, months, even years it would take?

And then the next killing done with _____ ( suggestion: a knife used by the headhunters of Borneo )?

And the third with _____ ( suggestion: a Tibetan thee )?

Got the picture? Go for it with murder #2 - just keep in in the hospital. Blues?

PS: The spiked tomahawk is already reserved for the surgeon. ROTFLMAO AND I CAN'T GET UP, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M TOO WEAK!
 
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I either need to spend a lot more time on this forum, or a lot less...

I guess this related to this epic "Phantom" thread which I can't even begin to follow?

Tom
In over my head
 
no, just an attempt to get a thread like the phantom going.
 
Rusty,

When I first saw the subject line I thought:

Red Hearing - fish
Zodiac - inflatable boat

and somewhere along the line a khukuri accident with the demise of both.

Will
 
See, I told you there were other people sick as I am around here.
 
Heck I thought it had something to do with that movie from awhile ago, Clue. With Tim Curry and a few others based on the board game...and somehow it is. Murders in various areas of the hospital with different odd sharpened instruments.
 
LOL, Rusty!!! :cool:

Though I'm not so sure it's in the best interest of my "career" (with two years to get through) to come up with methodologies which can't be solved. :eek:

Actually, if I weren't so brain dead, and tense from knowing I go back on call for 24 hrs. at midnight I might try to come up with something.

I did enjoy the nice legs motif. But then, who doesn't? ;)

...She hit me like a Sunday punch on the end of a broken down rummy's arm. I knew she was trouble from the first moment her shadow poured into the room... I was about a mile from LA and a thousand miles from nowhere... I needed a drink but I needed the job more... The sign on the glass door said Rusty Slate Investigations... She said she wanted to wipe the Slate clean...I wasn't about to stop her...


:)


Blues
 
I'm speechless. What a shock!

( Matter of fact, the last time I felt blindsided this thoroughly was coming out of Electro-Convulsive Therapy. )


( Come to think of it, none of these knives ever entered the country, having been lost in transit according to customs. Hmmm, wonder how that happened? )
 
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