Redressed the balance...

foxyrick

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...with wifey!

I got some hard stares when my BATAC arrived. I wasn't supposed to be buying any more. She did like it though, and actually tried to claim it! No chance. Even more hard stares and some head shaking.

So, I took her shopping today and spent a couple of infi-blade's worth. Dolce & gabbana, Prada, Karen Millen - hell, that stuff costs! Could easily have paid for a FBMLE, with change.

So I now have a happy wifey, and I'm quite pleased myself as I get to see her in her new togs. And I still have my blades.

She asked if I wanted anything. I said yes, but not clothes ;)

Rick.
 
Glad you managed to redress the balance :thumbup:, I'm lucky, where my other half is still on maternity leave, I am the sole income provider... so if I want a blade, I get one :p
 
Should have just let her "claim" that one, and bought another for you.;)

Now THAT would have been balance...!!! :thumbup:
 
As long as I cough up the occasional Coach product (or Waterford;) ),
she leaves me alone!
I hope to God she never discovers PRADA!!!:eek: :eek:
 
When I am happy the wife is happy and that means infi. But lately she has been asking me to branch out and purchase some other makers. Well anything for the wife. I sure do love her. that is probably why we have been together these last 32 years.
 
Pffft. You are a young padawan. The REAL trick is when she just lets you buy more INFI and doesn't require equal-dollar reparations. Once you accomplish that, you may sit on your mat next to the masters.
 
I have it down to one body rub for one chunk of INFI! All is forgiven.:) Now when I get it to the point where "I" am the one who gets the body rub then I can sit next to said masters. ;)
 
I have it down to one body rub for one chunk of INFI! All is forgiven.:) Now when I get it to the point where "I" am the one who gets the body rub then I can sit next to said masters. ;)

One body rub for one chunk of infi??? Wow!

Dawn expects one almost every night, to the point that I sometimes get RSI from it... If I got one infi blade for every 20 massages I'd be completely broke within a year.

Hmm... it seems I need to work on my wifey vs. infi techniques. Oh, and ask my boss for a (infi-sized) pay rise.
 
As long as I cough up the occasional Coach product (or Waterford;) ),
she leaves me alone!
I hope to God she never discovers PRADA!!!:eek: :eek:

My wife has to have a Coach bag every six months or so.

Somehow I understand her "need."

I'm way ahead so I never complain.
 
I dunno, it seems to me that my knives, more than anything I own are part of me. That means that my wife needs to love them along with all my other foibles. And if she does not love them then she will keep her mouth shut on the subject and allow me to continue in that haze of ignorance I like to call bliss. Think about it, if I let her tell me the truth about my knives I might have to listen to other personal feelngs she has :yawn: and that would really cut into my knife time. CUT INTO MY KNIFE TIME? NOT BLOODY LIKELY
 
Wives, once you got em, you kinda like em, and then you gotta keep em. Trick is not to get one in the first place (or heaven forbid, once you get the big D, you learn from past mistakes and maintain a no repeat clause). Then you get to lay with the said masters harem and buy whatever you can afford.

Of course, one might just try separate bank accounts!
 
I tried...tried....tried........and tried again...............
The wife(now ex) always got on me about anything knife related.....Cars included for that matter. It's a great feeling to know that now I can do anything without fear nudging my back constantly......I feel for all those who have failed, failed miserably, and will keep on failing. On goes the constant struggle infi lovers endure in an always losing battle. It always seem to be your fault no matter what....Can't there be more women like Amy-O?!?!?
 
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