I don't like hammocks 'cos they're too passive. I don't find relaxation in just laying like a slob. I've got a little cheapo string one because my woman liked the idea. I think she used it twice before she lost interest as it marginalized her. I think I could get what hammocks do for me from a hospital bed with a pair of headphones and a BBC sound effects tape loop. I don't even use a seat for fishing, I sit on a tackle box or bucket. There's zero chance of me ever finding a man-portable one I'm willing to carry any sensible distance. I didn't even put up with the shooting stick for long. Besides all that they convey an imagery that taps into my prejudices and makes my skin crawl; a bunch of loud-mouths, with a huge fire, a litter of tinned beer, throwing knives at trees, and probably a radio blasting. When I'm too old to sit relaxed on a bit of foam I'll quit all this and take up dominoes.