Reporting a test on the Dalton Companion.

[TheMightyGoat]

Just in case anyone was wondering, I have (accidentally) tested the Dalton Companion in a certain field and have come to the conclusion that it does a very good job of cutting through my scalp.

P.S... OW!

 

[marty123]

"cutting through my scalp".

Now that's comedy, folks. (I assume it was meant to be amusing).

 

[TheMightyGoat]

Originally posted by marty123
"cutting through my scalp".

Now that's comedy, folks. (I assume it was meant to be amusing).

Yeah, but it's the kind of amusing where people point at me and laugh.

 

[Ebbtide]

Foster Brookes said:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy."


Your scalp?!

 

[TheMightyGoat]

Originally posted by Ebbtide
Foster Brookes said:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy."


Your scalp?!

Well, I didn't cut my scalp off, I just... sliced through a significant amount of it...

 

[banditele]

Hello ,
I am not trying to add insult to injury, but may I ask how this happened ? Might save someone the terrible experience you just had

 

[TheMightyGoat]

Originally posted by banditele
Hello ,
I am not trying to add insult to injury, but may I ask how this happened ? Might save someone the terrible experience you just had

It's not likely that someone would recreate my display of genius.

 

[marty123]

Leave it to our imagination. It's better that way.

 

[UltraReef]

Hey Goat,
sounds like you need a "hoof" friendly knife. :footinmou Were you walking around with the Companion in your horns or what??? Sorry, just being stupid....