A related story I read somewhere...
A guy from the city would spend weekends at his cabin in the woods.
One weekend, he left his axe outside, leaning on the cabin wall, and forgot to put it away.
The next weekend, he found that the axe handle had warped.
The guy from the neighboring cabin laughed when he saw it, and asked him what he was going to do about it.
So he thought for a while, and decided to leave the axe outside again, but this time facing the other way, so that the warp would be reversed.
The next weekend, he found that the initial warp was gone, but now there was a new warp in the other direction.
The neighbor saw it and laughed again, and asked him what he was going to do now.
The guy thought for a while, then he left the axe outside again, and said, I'm coming back on Wednesday.