'rithmetic for Old Farts

[Ken C.]

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," came the reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, "It's your turn. What is three times three?"

"Tuesday," replies the second man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three times three?"

"Nine," says the third man.

"That's great!" says the doctor. "How did you get that?" "Simple," he says, "just subtract 274 from Tuesday."

 

[Esav Benyamin]

[brrrrrrrppp] you, Collucci!

 

[underaged!]

That's plain retarded, the doctor is soooooo stupid and I would not go to him for any reason!!!

Tuesday-274=Red WTF!!! what an idiot.

 

[MikeH]

After examining an elderly man, the doctor was discussing the results with the man's wife.

Doctor: "Everything seems to be ok, considering his age. But one thing puzzles me. When I asked if he had to get up and urinate frequently during the night, he said that he did, but it was ok, because the good fairy turned the light on for him."

Wife: "Oh, no! The old fool's pissing in the refrigerator again!"

 

[Larry S.]

Since I saw my name in the title of this thread, I thought it might be worth checking out....I was right....young f*arts! ;-)

Larry S.

 

[Daniel Koster]

ppppprrrrrrrrt..!!!

 

[Ren the devils trailboss]

This old guy wasnt feeling well so he goes to the Dr..the Dr after a full exam says.."Joe I cant find anything wrong with you..but one question do you still have intercourse?"
The old guy replies.."I dont know let me ask my wife"

so he shuffles out of the exam room to the waiting room and shouts across the crowded room..
"HONEY..HONEY THE DR. WANTS TO KNOW DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"

The old bird looks puzzled for a moment..then replies.."No I think we have Blue Cross!"

 

[fruitbat]

This old guy wasnt feeling well so he goes to the Dr..the Dr after a full exam says.."Joe I cant find anything wrong with you..but one question do you still have intercourse?"
The old guy replies.."I dont know let me ask my wife"

so he shuffles out of the exam room to the waiting room and shouts across the crowded room..
"HONEY..HONEY THE DR. WANTS TO KNOW DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"

The old bird looks puzzled for a moment..then replies.."No I think we have Blue Cross!"

ROFLAO
Good one Ren!!!!!!!!!!!