River Sword And Wasted 2 Stamps

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

Joined
Mar 10, 2002
Messages
19,806
I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Idahoan, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office
and the Department of Homeland Security.

It is now 4 p.m., both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.




ak47river.jpg
 
Skunk, You told that whole long story when all you had to say was you got a new backpack.



:D
 
.

Pictures of the guns and bombs or it didn't happen!!!

.
:D
 
" I saw a fundamentalist Idaho Christian fall into the Salmon River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Idaho Senator who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of gay porn that was strapped to his back........"


There that's more like it :thumbup:
 
randucci said:
.

Pictures of the guns and bombs or it didn't happen!!!

.
:D
Click to expand...

More importantly, jump in and grab the guns and bombs.........well at least the guns!!!!!

Bombs used to be super fun stuff, but nowadays you can't be caught with even little black powder ones or your are toast.
 
Bigfattyt said:
More importantly, jump in and grab the guns and bombs.........well at least the guns!!!!!

Bombs used to be super fun stuff, but nowadays you can't be caught with even little black powder ones or your are toast.
Click to expand...

I couldn't agree more. Be careful when you hold a gun facing a people with a knife
 
Tony G said:
" I saw a fundamentalist Idaho Christian fall into the Salmon River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Idaho Senator who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of gay porn that was strapped to his back........"


There that's more like it :thumbup:
Click to expand...

michaeljacksoneatspopcorn.gif
 
Tony G said:
" I saw a fundamentalist Idaho Christian fall into the Salmon River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Idaho Senator who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of gay porn that was strapped to his back........"


There that's more like it :thumbup:
Click to expand...

Ha Ha, that's funny chit right there:D
 
I think I was that fundamentalist Christian Kentuckian who fell in the Kentucky river with my guns on my back.. but the Marine Corps taught me how to float with all my gear on.. so I made it to the other side to Kick Butt another day :)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top