Roadside roast beef and pocket knives.

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Yesterday was almost the perfect day to be out and about, so Karen and I, and her sister Diane and her fella Roy went for a Vespa ride out in the country. We like to explore little country roads on our motorscooters and find new hole in wall eating places, and yesterday we found all that, plus a bit of real America.

Warm and partly cloudy, we rode up north from Di's place in Olney and took small roads till we hit Rt 144 and turned west. Heading down the road at a nice speed for admiring the rolling farmland, we passed through the town of Lisbon, and the smell of grilling meat was heavy on the air. There was a gas station with a side buisness of having those big black BBQ cookers. We made a u-turn and pulled in to have lunch. it's funny, but when your hungrey the smell of fresh grilling meat is not to be denied. Must go back to our neolithic genes.

They had quite a set-up there, one big cooker had chickens BBQ'ing, and the other had beef. Racks of ribs, slabs of brisket. Karen and I opted for the sliced brisket with a side order of country fries. Of course the beef was served on paper plates with plastic knives and forks. I can report that it was some of the best BBQ'd meat I ever ate, but the plastic knives were not up to the task. Not that the meat was tough, not at all. Just that the particular kind of plastic knives they had did not have any little plastic "teeth" like some do. Faced with the hunger driven need to feed, the pocket knives came out. Karen had her number 8 Opinel in her purse, and I had one of my soddies. We sat there at the picnic table and enjoyed out food, and the young 17 or 18 year old kid who was manning the BBQ saw us using our pocket knives and came over out of interest. I then knew that we were in real farm country when I can pull out a knife in public and instead of sheeple recoiling, someone comes over to see what we have and talk knives with us.

He had never seen an Opinel and was impressed with the edge and simple lock, and he said some of his family had sodbusters in thier pockets. He then took out a well worn Schrade Old Timer stockman, and told us his dad had given it to him several Christmas's ago. it was very deeply patina'd, with the blades a dark grey. The brown saw cut delrin handles were worn enough in some spots that the lines of the saw cuts were very shallow. But it had been very well cared for, there were no broken blade tips like you see on some knives, and it was very sharp. We talked knives while we ate, and he waited on some other drive up customers, serving sliced beef and ribs.

I watched him portion out a half a rack of ribs to a customer, using an Old Hickory butcher knife to half the rack, and it sliced right through the rack. Obviously very sharp. I complimented him on his sharp knives, and he took out a deeply concaved old carborundum stone from under the table and proudly showed me he knew how to sharpen a knife. And he was a nice kid. He always said "yes mam" to Karen and called me sir, and he even had his ball cap on the right way. It was like somehow we had ridden into a twilight zone rift to a very long time ago. Somehow we rode down a little country road and ended up in Mayberry. I half expected to see Andy pull up for lunch in his '62 Ford patrol car.

Lunch over, I felt strangly reluctant to leave, but the road waited. We climbed back on our Vespa's and cruised out of Lisbon Maryland, down the road back to the future, and I had the thought that maybe we could sell the house and fine a nice little farm house up that-a-way. Karen and I had been talking of late about moving someplace slower, a bit more suited for retirement. So had her sis Di, and her man Roy. We'd looked toward the Carolina's, but here was a place out of time almost in our backyard.

It would be nice to live someplace that I could take out a pocket knife for something, and have somebody ask " What've you got there? " and take out his own to show.

I wonder if they still whittle down in front of the general store in Lisbon?
 
Now I got a hankering for BBQ! Thanks Jackknife. As always a nice story.

Gary
 
Great story..but the title had me thinking more of the slow opossum I saw on the road today..

R
 
Thanks for the story! Having moved to MD roughly a year ago, I had all but given up hope for places around here that still had a sense of "Americana". I may have to wander out that direction myself.

- Mark
 
Thanks for the story! Having moved to MD roughly a year ago, I had all but given up hope for places around here that still had a sense of "Americana". I may have to wander out that direction myself.

- Mark

Mark, even though I live in Montgomery county, I've found many places that are like a time warp. Like the Middletown Diner where the waitress Sharon greets the customers on a first name basis, and the Gun Shack in Mt. Airy where you have staff that actually knows what they are talking about.

If you make it out to Lisbon, try a lunch when they have the weekend BBQ at the Citco gas station. The pit beef is first rate! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

If you like real old time fried chicken without the heavy salty breading of the fast food junk, try the Red Rooster in Damascus. Its on sort of a side alley and easy to miss, but its worth finding.
 
you know, I think I may have stopped at that same bbq place in maryland. One of my uncles lives down there and we always stop for bbq at this great stand on the side of the road when we go down there.
 
Thanks for sharing. Nice to be reminded there are a few places like that. Now that I'm finally working Monday through Friday, Carole and I hope to take a few day trips out into surrounding areas. I'm up for waiting until cooler weather, but that around here means late October and beyond! We did put in some miles with Asa, our autistic (he's taller than I am now) when we picked him up for the day, yesterday. He loves to ride. After an early lunch at Luby's, it was off for the side roads. All in all we put in 189 miles and half a tank on the old 86 Bonneville running various state routes kind of here and there as we felt pulled. Carole and I made some mental notes for return trips for just us.

It's great to find those little eateries tucked in here and there. It seems like some of the best vittles are found in the least pretentious places and being served by good old folk. And like you said, JK. They don't think nothin about you pulling out your pocket knife and using it.
 
Jackknife, you are one of the best storytellers I've read in quite awhile! You rank right up there with "professional" writers, and you bring pleasure to all who read what you write here. Maybe you should be published if you're not already. That was one more excellent story to your credit.

Now explain this to me! (Play the Twilight Zone theme music in your head.) Why did I dream about getting and riding a little, low powered, Vespa-like motorscooter only one night ago? Why, of all the things part of my mind concocts to amuse itself while the other part of it sleeps, would I, someone who can barely walk, who was too clumsy as a kid to even ride a bicycle, and who never owned or considered owning any two-wheeled vehicle would dream about finding a motorscooter fun to ride and useful? :eek: :D
 
Another great story jackknife. Thanks. My stomach strated rumbling at the mention of BBQ meat. Unfortunately there is none handy at the moment.
 
Jackknife, you are one of the best storytellers I've read in quite awhile! You rank right up there with "professional" writers, and you bring pleasure to all who read what you write here. Maybe you should be published if you're not already. That was one more excellent story to your credit.

Now explain this to me! (Play the Twilight Zone theme music in your head.) Why did I dream about getting and riding a little, low powered, Vespa-like motorscooter only one night ago? Why, of all the things part of my mind concocts to amuse itself while the other part of it sleeps, would I, someone who can barely walk, who was too clumsy as a kid to even ride a bicycle, and who never owned or considered owning any two-wheeled vehicle would dream about finding a motorscooter fun to ride and useful? :eek: :D

Maybe because they ARE fun and usefull?

In 2002 Karen and I sold the Harleys, as after 35 years of steady motorcycling I was totally burned out on them. Of course I only had a Harley from 1997 to 2002, and it may have been the Harley that killed it for me. Karen was the Harley lover, but I think I had been spoiled by too many years of riding first Honda's, then BMW's. I got used to a certain level of reliability and handling.

A few months after we sold the Harleys, I just happened to see where Vespa was back in the U.S. selling scooters again. I made the mistake of stopping by the dealership and I fell in love with them. I had always felt a sneaking admiration for some of the trick engineering they put into them, and was impressed at the finish and quality. And after a test ride, I found out these were not the little low powered scooters of the 1950's. The new 2002 ET4 I rode had a 150cc motor that ran right up to 60 to 65 very quickly, cruised at 50 to 55 smoothly and very quietly. Handling was as good as any small motorcycle, maybe a bit better because of the fast stearing responce and 10 inch wheels. On a really curvy road I can out handle a Harley. The GTS 250 our brother in law has goes up to 85, cruises at 65 easy, and has a fuel injected liquid cooled motor. I got hooked, and after resisting for a while, Karen rode mine and got hooked, Karens sister Diane rode Karens and got hooked, then came brother in law. So far we've taken the scoots every place we took the Harleys exept for the interstates. They work out better for the small country roads we like to explore, and at 70 miles per gallon, we can do alot of exploring on very little gas.

Too many people look at them and think mo-ped type preformance. In reality think small motorcycle type preformance. These ain't your daddy's motorscooters.

And the social life is neat. We just had the Scootergate 2007 rally here, and had a large turnout. The Washington D.C. club, The Saints, are very active, as is the Baltimore Bombers, who put on the Baltimore rally last month. You meet a much wider spectrum of people at the scooter rallys than the motorcycle ones.

Maybe your dreaming means you should go check one out?

You could do alot worse things than own a fun little vehicle that commutes to work for about 5 dollars a week.
 
Man, now I gotta stand in line for an hour at lunch at the pit beef hut on the west side. At least its a cool day.

Great story again, jackknife, but I fear that that area might be bought up by developers pretty soon. Took a drive around Westminster and down near Lisbon couple weeks ago, and saw a lot of signs up on old farms for housing development.
 
Great story as always. Whenever I see one of your threads, I just have to stop and read, you have a knack for making us feel like we are there! It seems to be a lost art in these days of get to the point and move on sensational journalism. Steven
 
LOL, Jackknife! You just made my day. My boss is a die hard Harley guy with a Road King he's beefed up. One of guys who left about month ago and I started joking about getting a couple of Vespas and going to the Harley rally. About that time my some Vespa brochures my wife had ordered online came in. I took those to work so we could tease him even more. Lo and behold! I find that you and Karen were Harley riders! :D Now I get to really pester him. HEHEHEH!

Scooters are not what they used to be. You are so right. In looking around I found that Honda had revived the Silver Wing name in a 600cc Scooter that is listed with a top end of 110 mph. The Yamaha and Honda 400cc scoots are not to far behind. Unfortunately, around here you need to be able to buzz at 70 mph just to keep from getting run over. Even then you will get passed a lot.Ya figure instead of complaining about how much it is to fill up the tank on these massive SUVs and pickups, these folks might consider going a bit less than 80 mph whenever they go anywhere.

Maybe someday soon a 400 or 600cc scooter will find its way here so the wife and I can go exploring on weekends. Guess I might have to tag one of the sodbusters as the scooter knife if that happens.

I can't wait until Thursday to tease the boss. Heheh.
 
Jackknife, thanks for the suggestions, but this old boy is going to pass on those two-wheeled critters. Anybody with two bum legs and an artificial hip joint and who can barely hobble out to his van using a cane had best not try to ride something like that I think. :D

One of the few kids I went to school with who had some wheels about 46 years ago had an old Cushman scooter he rode to school every day. I think his name was Riley, and I can still see him in a pair of khaki pants like most of our fathers wore then.

My wife's first set of wheels was a little Yamaguchi motorbike she rode for a year or two in the middle to late '60s.
 
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