Eric Isaacson
Pirate
- Joined
- Dec 19, 1999
- Messages
- 12,547
The following Mission Objective was written early Saturday AM (I couldn't sleep 
) and was read at the Rat Induction dinner.
The mission is to infiltrate....I repeat the mission is to infiltrate.
While the Rat's of the Cheesewheel (ROTC) is a relatively new group we have a very important mission...a "secret" mission. If you are a ROTC (Rat's of the Cheesewheel) member your mission is and always has been to infiltrate that dirty, stinky, muddy, filthy, disgusting, rancid, filthy, stinky, Hog Trough. Make them think that things are all happy and gay (sorry Stacey) . While really preparing to undermine everything they hold dear. You have to become a true "Rat Mole" if you will. It is not an easy job...I myself am one of these operatives and take my responsibilities very seriously. As most of you know I often get blamed for a lot of problems at the shop. Jerry has fallen right into my trap, I have him convinced I'm a little clumsy, a little lazy, and a lot dumb and accidents just "follow" me. But it is really the beginning of the end of his little "party".
The rest of my Saboteurs are almost in place and when the coupe begins it will be like Armageddon. And for that I anxiously wait to hear
"I blame Porkerson"
Then we will really see who can survive a nuclear attack, a strong Rat or a frail little piggy.....
) and was read at the Rat Induction dinner.The mission is to infiltrate....I repeat the mission is to infiltrate.
While the Rat's of the Cheesewheel (ROTC) is a relatively new group we have a very important mission...a "secret" mission. If you are a ROTC (Rat's of the Cheesewheel) member your mission is and always has been to infiltrate that dirty, stinky, muddy, filthy, disgusting, rancid, filthy, stinky, Hog Trough. Make them think that things are all happy and gay (sorry Stacey)
. While really preparing to undermine everything they hold dear. You have to become a true "Rat Mole" if you will. It is not an easy job...I myself am one of these operatives and take my responsibilities very seriously. As most of you know I often get blamed for a lot of problems at the shop. Jerry has fallen right into my trap, I have him convinced I'm a little clumsy, a little lazy, and a lot dumb and accidents just "follow" me. But it is really the beginning of the end of his little "party".The rest of my Saboteurs are almost in place and when the coupe begins it will be like Armageddon. And for that I anxiously wait to hear
"I blame Porkerson"
Then we will really see who can survive a nuclear attack, a strong Rat or a frail little piggy.....
