Rules Of Combat (funny)

[chiseen]

Got this from a friend, sorry if this is old. I don't mean to offend anyone, please take this as humor. Thanks to the brave men and women who serve our country.

Rules Of Combat

1. You are not Superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it ain't stupid.
3. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
4. When in doubt, empty the magazine.
5. Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you.
6. Your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
7. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed toward you.
8. All 5-second grenade fuses are three seconds
9. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
10. The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
11. If you're short of everything except the enemy, you're in combat.
12. Incoming has the right of way.
13. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
14. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
15. Teamwork is essential. It gives them other people to shoot at.
16. If the enemy is in range, so are you.
17. Tracers work both ways.
18. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly.
19. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.
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[SPATHA]

F**KIN MURPHY! HE'S EVERY WHERE

 

[t1mpani]

Yep, it's old, and it's funny every time I read it.

 

[SpearHead]

Funny because it's true...

 

[SALTY]

Truth is an element of humor.