Russian Invasion Foiled By Kumar Kobra!

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No kidding. About 20 years ago, my dad planted a Russian vine (is it called the same thing in the States?) on the edge of a small stand of trees, right next to the stream that provides his water supply. (I can't believe he actually introduced the loathsome thing deliberately, but he says he did. Amazing.)

Two decades on; the timber has overgrown with briars, and the briars have overgrown with vine, and the overspill has grown out into the middle of the stream. Add unusually heavy rain, and you get floods. Go figure.

We resolved that only major surgery would save the day. He was talking about calling in a contractor with a bulldozer. I reached for - three guesses what I reached for. Correct...

The 25" Kobra went through the whole ungodly mess like a laser; saplings, briars and even the springy, vindictive, ornery Russian vine, off which lesser cutting tools simply bounce, usually in the direction of the cutter's leg. Short of a tank-mounted mechanical flail, I can't think of anything that could've done the job so quickly and efficiently. The curvature of the blade sliced through the briars like the proverbial hot knife through butter, and drew the edge deep into the lumber with each cut. I took along a felling axe and a bowsaw, and didn't use either; no question, the Kobra is more than tough enough to fell timber with (and the fact that this chronic tendonitis sufferer is able to type this at all ought to tell you everything you need to know about the Kobra's balance and weight distribution...)

Do you suffer from HIKV or related toy-buying conditions? Get a 25" Kobra; you'll never want to use anything else ever again...
 
I can relate, Tom. Only a real Khuk Knut would enjoy being faced with such a challenge!
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I'm looking forward to December because that's when we do all our heavy pruning. And If I'm lucky, there will be a lot of underbrush to clear out!
 
Used my 20" Sirupati to take out a smallish dead tree at the apartments I work at.

Brought an axe, too, but it was not needed.

-Dave

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"...not men, not women, not beasts, but this."
 
Funny you should ask, Uncle...

As it happens, the sirupati I used on the tree was same one that went through those large nails by the river in Oregon with no damage to the edge whatsoever.

It now lives in my pickup which is always parked outside in the Arizona sun and the handle has refused to crack in spite of extensive shrinkage and infrequent applications of hoof lubricant.

It met its match when I took down that tree, however. I had also brought an axe just in case I might need a little more mass than the khukuri to down the tree, but the Sirupati took care of it with no problems whatsoever. Once the tree was down, I eagerly began lopping off the limbs.

That turned out to be a big mistake, as the tree had fallen on top of the axe and I eventually chopped the edge of the sirupati into the head of the axe.

Oops.

Luckily Yvsa was in town and he kindly volunteered to clean up the edge for me and work out the dents. They actually weren't all that bad considering what an idiot I'd been and he managed to fix up the edge really well.

So Uncle, do you think I can put in a special order now for a khukuri that can chop through axe heads in addition to mere nails and bolts?

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-Dave

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"...MacDonald will ne'er from his promise depart; for love, truth, and honor, is aye in his heart..."
 
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I wondered if you were gonna mention that axe head Dave.(VBESEG)
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Actually I was impressed with the performance of the Sirupati on the axe. It hit more on the softer part of the point and as Dave said, wasn't too badly damaged!!!
That's one heckuva khukuri!!!

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