SA (Steel-a-holics Anonymous)

[blade14]

Admission is the first step, so here it goes...

I'm addicted to steel.

If it says Benchmade or Spyderco on the blade and it's new I have to own it.
I'm sure that no one else out there has this problem but if there are is there a 12 step process to get cured?

 

[knarfeng]

Admission is the first step, so here it goes...

I'm addicted to steel.

If it says Benchmade or Spyderco on the blade and it's new I have to own it.
I'm sure that no one else out there has this problem but if there are is there a 12 step process to get cured?

If you're married and buy 12 knives in a month, your wife will kill, I mean cure you.

 

[MORIMOTOM]

I'm sure that no one else out there has this problem but if there are is there a 12 step process to get cured?

wow, you got it bad. i appears to be affecting your grammar.


step 1: when wife/sig other asks about your recent purchases, LIE YOUR ASS OFF!!!

step 2: when wife/sig other asks about your past purchases, LIE YOUR ASS OFF!!!

continue repeating steps one and two until you have reached twelve total steps completed.

your cured.

 

[outlaw918692000]

My wife has accused me of getting a new knife just because I got one out of the cabinet that I haven't touched in a while. I now keep all my receipts to back up my purchases not to the I.R.S. ,but to a much more terrible agency W.I.F.E.