Sad news...

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Just saw this obituary and pass it on.

"It is with saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering an Icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Hostess Twinkies, and Cptn. Crunch. Aunt Jemima lovingly delivered the eulogy and much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quick in show biz, but his life later was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Being a little flaky at times, and even as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John and Jane Dough, plus they have one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 mins."
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Did they publish his address? I'd like to send the family a bouquet of flour.

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