All six of Saddam's doubles were called to a meeting today to be briefed as to what their job over the next few days would be. Each of them came eagerly to see what their great leader had in mind for them and also because they were worried after not hearing from him after the initial bombings. Uday, one of his sons, came into the conference room with his bodyguards behind him.
"I have good news and bad news." Uday said.
"The good news is that Saddam is alive and well so you all may keep your jobs!"
The lookalikes all cheered and praised Saddam and Allah.
"The bad news is that Saddam lost an eye and an arm."
"I have good news and bad news." Uday said.
"The good news is that Saddam is alive and well so you all may keep your jobs!"
The lookalikes all cheered and praised Saddam and Allah.
"The bad news is that Saddam lost an eye and an arm."
