Saints be praised...It's the END OF THE WORLD !!!!

[Lavan]

WHO do u suppose wants me to get a new knife?

Mah WIFE !!!! Oh gawd how ah luvs dat woman. (hmmmmm wonder if she has sumpin up her sleeve?)

Anyhow, after gettin dat purdy Greco Scagel, an THINKIN about a Fallkniven U2, she ups an sez "oh looky dem BIG Fallknivens. They's got PURDY handles."

So I tells her ah wants a FOLDER. An she immediately asks if there are any folders wit purdy handles. Tolt her about William Henry ....and the price....and she wasn't as eager.

WHICH......brings me to the topic of this thread.

What ARE the purdiest folder handles in ........lower price ranges?

See, U2 is 50 bucks an that's about wot she likes.

And CLIFF panned some points on the U2.

Whattya suggest? I was a bit smitten with the legal switchblades at www.californiaknives.com but they have a ZINC trigger.

Don't like ZINC! Like the oak handle, but not the ZINC.

Suggestions welcomed. NO open backstraps. I won't have another.

An this is to please my WIFE.

 

[BlindedByTheLite]

how 'bout one of the inlay Spyderco Kiwi's from AG Russell?
http://www.agrussell.com/knives/by_maker/s_through_z/spyderco/spyderco_motherofpearl_kiwi.html
you can get that nice mother of pearl Kiwi for under $150 vs. the William Henry prices...
too small?

AG Russell Gents Lockbacks are available in black pearl and pearl for under $100...

 

[JD Mandrell]

Does she have a sister?

 

[Lavan]

Last Confederate.....Yes she does. Oh does she have a sister.
Loudmouth braggin high pitched yappy.....FUGLY..... screechy hag.
Cant bleeve they're sisters.

I wouldn't wish her sister on the cheap knife channel.

Oh....GOD.....does she have a sister.

grooooaaaaannnnn

 

[Lavan]

Lite Blinded.......Thought of the Kiwi but dont want Wharncliffe.

But......those Russells........hmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Esav Benyamin]

How about the A. G. Russell™ Fancy Bolster Lockback with Chinese Quince Burl or the Fancy Bolster Lockback with Snakewood Handle?

Or one of these A. G. Russell™Gents Lockbacks?

And be sure to get at least one of these for her: A. G. Russell™ Ultimate Pen Knife.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

And get one of these for her sister.

 

[Lavan]

Esav......

You're.......MOSSAD.......aintcha?

Cruel, efficient............EFFECTIVE !!!

 

[Lavan]

Oh Lordy! NOW she sez "Well, you were WANTING the U2 and since you never CARRY the purdy handled ones, why doncha order the U2?"

I'm dead, aren't I?

Something happened and I am dead and now in heaven.

That's GOTTA be it.

Are any of you guys dead too?

Better check.

Gotta sign off an order a U2.

 

[JD Mandrell]

Oh Lordy! NOW she sez "Well, you were WANTING the U2 and since you never CARRY the purdy handled ones, why doncha order the U2?"

I'm dead, aren't I?

Something happened and I am dead and now in heaven.

That's GOTTA be it.

Either that or she has talked to your doctor and knows something you don't!

and considering some of the women I've gone out with recently, I ain't giving up on the sister just yet!

 

[Lavan]

DOWN with the confederacy!

Dang JOHNNY REBS!

No. Ah is so happy dat ah ain't even gonter beat her much this weekend.