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Christmas is coming and Santa is getting lots of Christmas lists with knives on them. These unauthorized images were taken at a secret, undisclosed location way up north. They show Santa and one of his best elves busily making Christmas wishes come true.
14 year old elf Warner getting instruction on the power hammer, making Christmas damascus.
Santa demonstrates. Warner is of the tall elf variety, very uncommon in elfdom, like unicorns.
Elf Warner has a go at the hammer.
The paparazzo is caught in the act, taking unauthorized photos.
Elf Warner taking a break while the paparazzo is pursued and apprehended, this is obviously an inside job though because the elicit photo's continue to leak out.
The billet is reheated while the captured spy is interrogated.
Heat from the forge helps keep Santa's shop warm in the winter, it's cold up here, I mean up there, it's cold up there.
Yes children, Santa really does exist as these images, smuggled from Santa's secret knife shop, prove. It's in-controvertible evidence that any suggestion to the contrary is just fake news.
14 year old elf Warner getting instruction on the power hammer, making Christmas damascus.
Santa demonstrates. Warner is of the tall elf variety, very uncommon in elfdom, like unicorns.
Elf Warner has a go at the hammer.
The paparazzo is caught in the act, taking unauthorized photos.
Elf Warner taking a break while the paparazzo is pursued and apprehended, this is obviously an inside job though because the elicit photo's continue to leak out.
The billet is reheated while the captured spy is interrogated.
Heat from the forge helps keep Santa's shop warm in the winter, it's cold up here, I mean up there, it's cold up there.
Yes children, Santa really does exist as these images, smuggled from Santa's secret knife shop, prove. It's in-controvertible evidence that any suggestion to the contrary is just fake news.
