Santa's working late for the Christmas rush.

[Mark Knapp]

 

[Dawkind]

Man, you really are Santa my friend!!!!

 

[john april]

busy busy busy !

 

[Mongo]

Where are your elves?

 

[Craig Daniel]

I can relate.

 

[Mark Knapp]

Where are your elves?

They got organized. Went on strike for more reindeer stew. That's what we do with the deer that can't pull anymore. The deer herd wasn't ready for culling so we had to let go all of the elves. They were replaced by the CNC mill behind me.

To top it all off, the sleigh is on the blink, we're looking at one of the new man sized drones. It won't go as fast as the deer but at least we won't have to worry about the reindeer dung anymore. The dung has been really piling up since we had to let the elves go. That, and the price of Purina Reindeer chow has gone way up since NAFTA was thrown out.

I tell ya, it's one thing after another around here. Wait.. what's that, Mrs. Clause is hollering something about the toilet backing up. Going to have to call Arctic Power and Utilities.

 

[Mongo]

They got organized. Went on strike for more reindeer stew. That's what we do with the deer that can't pull anymore. The deer herd wasn't ready for culling so we had to let go all of the elves. They were replaced by the CNC mill behind me.

To top it all off, the sleigh is on the blink, we're looking at one of the new man sized drones. It won't go as fast as the deer but at least we won't have to worry about the reindeer dung anymore. The dung has been really piling up since we had to let the elves go. That, and the price of Purina Reindeer chow has gone way up since NAFTA was thrown out.

I tell ya, it's one thing after another around here. Wait.. what's that, Mrs. Clause is hollering something about the toilet backing up. Going to have to call Arctic Power and Utilities.

OMG! I am laughing so hard! My eldest teenager is looking at me like only a teenager can right now... If her eyes roll any harder, she's gonna fall down.