Sasquatch Fighter

TK Steingass

TK Steingass

Knifemaker - Buckeye
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I am one of only four people that know where Sasquatch's lair is. Occasionally, I go to her lair (Sasquatch is a female) up in the Pacific Northwest to get discarded bone for knife handles. This bone is discarded humanoid leg bone, probably Al Qaeda, ISIS, or Taliban fighter, because the Sasquatch does not eat US citizens. Hence the name "Sasquatch Fighter." Since I am the only knifemaker among the four that knows where her lair is, you won't be able to order a knife like this anywhere else. Sorry, but life isn't fair - if life was fair, earthworms wouldn't be eaten by Robins. :D All comments welcome.

V/R,

TK

10 3/4" OAL
6" BL
.180" CPM-154 stock
Red liners on tapered tang
Nickel Silver furniture (per client)
Mirror finish

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Simply beautiful work, although there is nothing simple there, I absolutely love the cleanliness !
 
Your story of the source of your handle material is compelling, but by your own admission you could be guilty of manipulating the market, and being very close to a Governmental investigation into Monopoly, not to mention sexual harassment of the female of the Sasquatch species. Better lawyer up now while there is still time. Your run for any public office could also be in jeopardy.

Paul
 
sheathmaker said:
Your story of the source of your handle material is compelling, but by your own admission you could be guilty of manipulating the market, and being very close to a Governmental investigation into Monopoly, not to mention sexual harassment of the female of the Sasquatch species. Better lawyer up now while there is still time. Your run for any public office could also be in jeopardy.

Paul
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I'm not worried Paul - I'm on a first name basis with Bill and Hillary......I'm teflon coated :D
 
Very nice knife. But one thing bothers me about your story (just one). If Sasquatch is a chick, and there's only one (your story implies there is just one), we will soon be out of sasquatches, that will be sad, but more to my point, you will soon be out of bi-product leg bones. The material will be very rare and very expensive. Your not going to sell this knife are you?

Also, just one more thing, how exactly did you ascertain that the sasquatch in question was in fact female? I personally have never seen one but I understand they are quite hairy. It seems near impossible to tell what sex one might be. Like a sheepdog for instance, unless you see it lift a leg to mark a fire hydrant or something, it's very hard to tell the boys from the girls
 
No Mark, Tim just divulged who the female Sasquatch is, her name is Hillary and she has lots of bones in her closet to choose from, there will be no shortage of bones for a long time to come.lol. Just kidding, great knife Tim, and cool story.
 
Scott Hanson said:
No Mark, Tim just divulged who the female Sasquatch is, her name is Hillary and she has lots of bones in her closet to choose from, there will be no shortage of bones for a long time to come.lol. Just kidding, great knife Tim, and cool story.
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:p:p:D
 
Mark Knapp said:
Very nice knife. But one thing bothers me about your story (just one). If Sasquatch is a chick, and there's only one (your story implies there is just one), we will soon be out of sasquatches, that will be sad, but more to my point, you will soon be out of bi-product leg bones. The material will be very rare and very expensive. Your not going to sell this knife are you?
Also, just one more thing, how exactly did you ascertain that the sasquatch in question was in fact female? I personally have never seen one but I understand they are quite hairy. It seems near impossible to tell what sex one might be. Like a sheepdog for instance, unless you see it lift a leg to mark a fire hydrant or something, it's very hard to tell the boys from the girls
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Mark: I'm 69 years old - I get one order a year for one of these, so I've brought back enough leg bones to supply clients until I'm 85. By then it won't much matter because I'll be wearing Depends and forget where the hell my shop is.

Fair enough observation Mark about the hair factor - the Sasquatch in question is a female because it bites the head off the male after mating, like the female praying mantis......there were male Sasquatch bones laying around that I had to sort through to get to the Taliban/ISIS/Al Qaeda bones - all missing skulls. This happens among other species - among vertebrates, the female giant green anaconda mates in a ball of males and will eat one of them to sustain her pregnancy.

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TK Steingass said:
Mark: I'm 69 years old - I get one order a year for one of these, so I've brought back enough leg bones to supply clients until I'm 85. By then it won't much matter because I'll be wearing Depends and forget where the hell my shop is.

Fair enough observation Mark about the hair factor - the Sasquatch in question is a female because it bites the head off the male after mating, like the female praying mantis......there were male Sasquatch bones laying around that I had to sort through to get to the Taliban/ISIS/Al Qaeda bones - all missing skulls. This happens among other species - among vertebrates, the female giant green anaconda mates in a ball of males and will eat one of them to sustain her pregnancy.

:cool::p
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OK, I guess that's indisputable proof, sasquatch is a chick.
 
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