SchradeWork

[Pygmalion]

It starts out innocent enough.

 

[Pygmalion]

But then... Way too much time on my hands!

 

[Jamo]

The most well balanced knives in the world .



You need a fishing trip mate .

 

[Pygmalion]

You need a fishing trip mate .

I opted for a safari. The Schradengetti Plains. Each year, some 2,000,000 animals make thier yearly trek. These are just a few of them.

A sleeping Schradebeast

At first light

Female Schradebeast with her young.

High Alert!

 

[Pygmalion]

SchradeBird

 

[Jamo]

Pyg can you get the Schradeengetti Schradebeasts to like breed then pop out a nice peanut like Thawk has ?
They look well stabled top brands as well .
We have sea cows down here .

 

[Pygmalion]

Hoggie can you get the Schradeengetti Schradebeasts to like breed then pop out a nice peanut like Thawk has

Jamo - I'll have to get back to you on that one. Never tried it with Schradebeasts, only horses, and they can be dangerous. When you parade that mare in front of the stallion and he starts leaving 5 tracks in the dirt, you've got your hands full even if he is hobbled!
A Schradebeast in heat has no conscience, and those hooves are sharp. We'll try for a peanut, but don't be surprised if Uncle Henry pops out!

 

[Jamo]

Thats great mate if I see any red in the picture i'll know you got in the road of the Schrademounting .
A mate of mine had a Clydesdale stallion that stood on his dick when he standing up once ,bloody messy had to sew his nob on .
He used to make the Mares crosseyed

 

[Larry303]

....""had to sew his nob on.".........on his or the Clydedale Jamo??........

 

[Jamo]

Hey UL no the Clydey his name was Hiawatha , Donny from Brisbane owned him . He stood on his own tool when laying down then stood up with his hoof on it .
Old Hiawatha would have put ole Codge to shame ,had three foot+ of heavy horse flesh .
He'd sort a mare out then us blokes would have a smoke then a beer and talk about how proud we were of him .
Donny is the bloke who wanted me to move with a team to Calgary to do Chuck Wagon races .
I went to the Sydney Royal show years ago with him .
This is Calgary .Not me

 

[Larry303]

so come on mate and show us that photo I've seen of your whole Clydesdale Team with your Blue dog with his sunnies on at the Brisbane Expo? with your SChrade in its sheath....where you had to wee against the wheel as its against the law in Qld for a driver to leave his team unattended..true? ...and you cant be picked up for exposure not that you would be capable of offending with that tackle mate....Hoo Roo

 

[Pygmalion]

Nature can be cruel, and we see it daily on the Schradengetti. Nature's natural selection calls for the survival of the fittest, and the weak and infirmed perish and become the nutrients necessary for the survival of the strong.
Here we have two healthy Schradebeasts feeding on the carrion of what was a weak and diseased plains animal.

 

[Jamo]

Gee Pygy blew the tang of that one .
Are they feeding or shitting ?

 

[howieareyu]

Thanks for the pics - got a great big laugh out of them!
We collectors (at least some of us - well, Me!) can get too serious
Still chuckling while I'm typing - Thanks!

 

[Trent Rock]

that is cool:thumbup:
are u an arteest by trade?

 

[Pygmalion]

that is cool:thumbup:
are u an arteest by trade?

If so, it will definitely be by posthumous recognition!

 

[Larry303]

....so Pygy did he yell "Uncle" before he went down?..usually its my celluloids hunt in packs on my bone,stag and delrin staglons.... ...very clever mate....

 

[Pygmalion]

....so Pygy did he yell "Uncle" before he went down?

He did cry out "Uncle". And the Schradebeasts were heard to reply "That's Uncle Henry to you!".

 

[Jamo]

Unleash the Cut Co Pygy .
Let him go mate .

 

[lrv]

Where is the Schradengetti grave yard?