evilgreg
Why so serious?
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As my descent into knife buying madness continues, I'm glad that knife buying doesn't have achievements like games distributed on the steam platform do. You know, where your friends can look and see that you "Tenner: got a character to level 10", "By the hairs on your chinny chin chin: won a battle with one hit point remaining" and "Rat master: defeated the rat king" or whatever.
Otherwise it would be easy to see what level of madness each of us had attained. Like, hey Bob, I see you unlocked "The repeater: bought the same knife twice" and then a month later unlocked "Third time is the charm: bought the same knife thrice".
If we did have a system like that, though, I'm pretty sure I'd have just unlocked some kind of seasonal knife achievement for buying this Halloween special version of the Olamic Swish, in orange and black and with a seasonal logo:
The coating they're using, listed as "2400 Series GunKote", feels really nice, incidentally, and Olamic remains one of my favorite knife companies to do business with. I mean, is there anyone easier to work with than Eugene? That guy is great.
So now I've bought a Halloween knife, but at least I haven't bought any Star Wars or zombie themed knives, so I've got that going for me, I guess.
Otherwise it would be easy to see what level of madness each of us had attained. Like, hey Bob, I see you unlocked "The repeater: bought the same knife twice" and then a month later unlocked "Third time is the charm: bought the same knife thrice".
If we did have a system like that, though, I'm pretty sure I'd have just unlocked some kind of seasonal knife achievement for buying this Halloween special version of the Olamic Swish, in orange and black and with a seasonal logo:


The coating they're using, listed as "2400 Series GunKote", feels really nice, incidentally, and Olamic remains one of my favorite knife companies to do business with. I mean, is there anyone easier to work with than Eugene? That guy is great.
So now I've bought a Halloween knife, but at least I haven't bought any Star Wars or zombie themed knives, so I've got that going for me, I guess.