I recently visited a small town on the NSW south coast- an historic picturesque old village long past its heyday now a tourist mecca.
The main business is cheesemaking as it is dairy country.
Then comes the usual array of scented candles and soaps shops with windchimes and all that Special Holistic Imported Tourist stuff.
The leather and saddle shop had these Daniel Boone hats made of foxes
(remembering the red fox is a destructive introduced feral pest in this country)
as I gazed longingly and ran my fingers through the lush soft fur I felt an intense pain as if two high powered laser beams were scorching into the back of my skull.
Like a POW in a goon tower searchlight I froze in fear. Instantly I turned to face my foe,my finger found what they were looking for -the price tag -$225.
"Ahohhoh ffs Sweetie! check out the price of this thing!" I innocently exclaimed with a tone of scorn as if to underline my words with the message that only an idiot would pay that much.
"where on earth would you wear it?" she asked ,her English accent all sweetness and indulgent pity. The reality being she was testing me,like a Polar bear tests the ice above a baby seals hiding place- then in for the kill.
It was too late.I was doomed. My salvation came in the form of a leather viking helmet adorned with a pair of real owl wings which I spied on top of another shelf -I managed to divert her attention to that and then to some belts.
Then i saw the cabinet of knives- mainly Opinel,some hand made fixed blades (most likely imported blades with local timber handles over priced but great looking), Taylor Scrades and in amongst that lot a made in Sheffield stockman. I had to tear my eyes away and make for the door.My sons had abandoned me and my quest.
"That hat is a LOT of money." said SWMBO as we exited
"ridiculous amount of dough " I responded
as the giant paw swept down through the icy crust crushing the baby seals head in one mighty blow.
edit -while she was in the woodturning gallery I asked about the owl wings-road kill been there for years not for sale.