Shark Knife!

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bobsiv

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Think this was posted on the tacticlol thread, but it's still hilarious. The only other thing (besides break) that shark is likely to do is to turn and bite its owner.
 
Wanna see my shark knife?

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And it's been a hell of a lot closer to a shark than that fool and his toy ever will.
 
dobervol said:
Think this was posted on the tacticlol thread, but it's still hilarious. The only other thing (besides break) that shark is likely to do is to turn and bite its owner.
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There're just WAY TOO MANY ways for the 'wielder' of that thing to hurt their own self. All you'd have to do is make him fall on it. It's strapped to the arm, so it's not like he can just toss it aside if he trips.
 
I remember seeing this thing. I think you stab the shark and then hit a button to blast the CO2 through a hole in the blade. They say sharks hate that...

And sorry if this is misplaced, I didn't realize there was a separate thread for this type of ridiculousness.
 
Yeah, the shark doesnt just hate it. It explodes :P
They made a video where the guy poked holes in watermelons and they blew up and flew all over the place.
 
Apebrains said:
What the hell is that??? And why does it require CO2???
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Its called the Wasp Knife: http://www.waspknife.com/

"As divers, we all know what the effects of compressed gas are underwater. Our training teaches us that our lungs would burst from over-inflation if we held our breath and rose to the surface. This principle is key to the effectiveness of the WASP Injection System. "

"This weapon injects a freezing cold ball of compressed gas, approximately the size of a basketball, at 800psi nearly instantly. The effects of this injection will drop many of the world's largest land predators. The effects of the compressed gas not only cause over-inflation during ascent when used underwater, but also freezes all tissues and organs surrounding the point of injection on land or at sea. When used underwater, the injected gas carries the predator to the surface BEFORE blood is released into the water. Thus giving the diver added protection by diverting other potential predators to the surface."

They cost as much as a Sebenza.
 
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