I've been thinking about sharpness testing lately. We talk about whittling, HHT, finger print separation, violining, and paper slicing etc etc. We all know hairs aren't uniform. I can't help but approach problems scientifically, its my nature. Now, I understand that this is completely obsessive and only necessary because I am completely obsessed. But I've been thinking of making a machine lately. I want to measure sharpness with a number that can be precisely compared blade to blade. I picture something like this: the knife is held in a vice blade down, a uniform cutting medium like plastic q-tip sticks or maybe toothpicks are suspended from a scale (a scale that holds the maximum reading), and the scale is pulled slowly upwards along a track until the medium is cut. I'm wondering if anyone has any thoughts or ideas on making this. Or if such a tool already exists.