Shaving facial hair with knife is for little girls, I shaved part of my hair

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AlphalphaPB

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Y'all must be women, shaving your beards with knives. Real men shave their heads. :D No offense to the women, especially ones with beards. Really. This is my reaction to the recent "What should I shave?!?!" threads.

AlphalphaPB's "EEG Electrode haircut"
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Equipment needed:
  1. CRKT STIFF K.I.S.S. (straight tanto, proper right-hand chisel grind)
  2. Junkyard strop (woodchip board + notepad backing + Dremel rouge)
  3. Ugly head, preferably with little or no brains inside
  4. One centimetre long slightly wavy hair
  5. Utter boredom
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    I shaved with the grain, since doing it against the grain would involve some contortionism. I'd also risk shaving off my eyebrows and hacking off an ear. After getting most of the hair in the area off, I shaved sideways, from right above ear to front of head. This helped me get a slightly cleaner shave, though there's still about half a day's worth of stubble-hair there. Going against the grain would probably have given me a head as smooth as a baby's butt.

    I'm gonna have my friends label some of my brain parts on my now partially exposed scalp. This should be fun. Anyone care to beat this? No pictures of private parts, this is a PG-rated forum. Please don't email me pictures either, I'll take your word for it! :)

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    Edited post title from "Shaving beard...little girls" to "Shaving facial hair...little girls" to avoid any double-entendres. :)
 
to run into a little girl who shaves facial hair... much less one that shaves with a knife...
 
Hey, my hairline looks just like yours. The difference is, I didn't need to shave to get it. Mine came naturally, courtesy of genetics...;)
 
Originally posted by AlphalphaPB
Y'all must be women, shaving your beards with knives. Real men shave their heads.
AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!..... You're crazy!
By the way I don't advise women to shave their facial hairs with any sort of sharpened tool... Only if they wan´t to look like men in the future... (Just Kiding...)
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Alphalpha,
I like that look. I think it works for you.

Back when I was in college, I shaved a circle on the top of my head (kind of like a monk). I did it with a regular old razor, but it still looked pretty cool (at least I thought so). Unfortunately, I had to give a presentation in front of a large audience a few days later so I shaved the rest off.

I also tried to shave my neighbors' cat once but the damn thing wouldn't sit still (this was also back in college, when I lived next door to a group of female students). Since I was unable to shave it, I did the next best thing. I stuck a little note under the cat's collar and let it go. The note said "I tried to shave your pussy but it attacked me." :D

Neighbors probably got a good laugh out of that one.
 
That looks fantastic:)

You've started a great trend here. I'm probably going to check the forums tomorrow to find out that someone shaved their teabag with a Battle Mistress just to up you. :D
 
I sure hope you do not have a desire to test the effectiveness of handgun ammunition.
 
The secondary edge of the tanto blade helps in those tight spots. But you have to be really careful where that tip is poking into... almost got myself in several places.

No, wolfmann601, I do not have plans to test the effectiveness of handgun ammunition. But I do salute those who have unwillingly had lead thrown at them in the line of duty. Hope your back's gotten much better!
 
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