Shaving with Busse 101....(Lots of BIG pics)

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 17, 2005

Hello all... and welcome to Shaving with Busse 101. Take a moment to get to know your busse...................................................... okay, let's begin.

First, you'll need your supplies

Next, I use a hot towel and wrap my face to soften the whiskers... Then lather.

I then repeat the above step a second time preparing to shave. Nothing like a good lather

Now, take your time shaving. Savor the moment and PAY ATTENTION!!!

Be sure to rinse off your knife as needed. Don't be afraid to get it wet

After you have finished, add a nice after shave... and enjoy

And remember... Empty your water and clean up...

One last note... Be sure your knife is HAIR SHAVING SHARP and use a straight razor soap, NOT the stuff in a can. A nice Badger brush is recommended. Have fun and remember...

IF I TYPED IT, I'M NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE

Dark Nemesis · Apr 17, 2005

Progunner · Apr 17, 2005

Dude, what whiskers? Put some cream on your face and let the cat lick that fuzz off. You missed the nose hairs bud.

I don't want to see the pics of how you cut those out!

idahoskunk · Apr 17, 2005

thatmguy · Apr 17, 2005

1) Don't waste anymore water til you get some whiskers.

2) Why do you have a fish tank under your sink??

3) How can the fish see in that water??

idahoskunk · Apr 17, 2005

i think they keep the fish under there so they don't freeze in the cold alaskain winters.

idahoskunk · Apr 17, 2005

also they set the tanks out side and use the frozen blocks to make igloo's or to expand their houses

Dark Nemesis · Apr 17, 2005

I've heard of people shaving like that, but never seen it. I'm a Mach3 person myself. Every so often I'll get an extra sharp blade and really regret shaving that morning. Razor burn hurts for days!!

thatmguy · Apr 17, 2005

For the salmon who make wrong turns???

Pretty optimistic...

idahoskunk · Apr 17, 2005

don't go swimming with all that blood on yur mug, sharks L getcha

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 17, 2005

First off... the tank holds the water. I live in a ****** place with my budget
Second... I'm only 21. Slow facial growth is cool with my. While I'm gaining hair, your losin' it

Third... Nose hairs were just for you Porkgunner

Salmon...man I can't wait till then

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 17, 2005

idahoskunk said:
don't go swimming with all that blood on yur mug, sharks L getcha

had a slight sneeze. oooops

Peter La · Apr 17, 2005

A sneeze with that thing (what is that Busse anyways)...Ouch

idahoskunk · Apr 17, 2005

lmfao! i'm 42 and still don't have to shave.

why don't you just run a pipe over to the toilet? that way the fish will have a direct route to the ocean?

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 17, 2005

Peter La said:
A sneeze with that thing (what is that Busse anyways)...Ouch

Public Defender Variant... Had the shoulder on the edge raised today so it was extra sharp

As for the others... Freakin' wise guys

idahoskunk · Apr 17, 2005

is that a clarinet or trumpet leaning up between the sink n toilet? do you play it while crapping?

idahoskunk · Apr 17, 2005

brb, i just crapped my pants from laughing so hard

KnifeAddictAK · Apr 17, 2005

idahoskunk said:
is that a clarinet or trumpet leaning up between the sink n toilet? do you play it while crapping?

It's a new wind instrument I invented

Dark Nemesis · Apr 17, 2005

idahoskunk said:
is that a clarinet or trumpet leaning up between the sink n toilet? do you play it while crapping?

Its a plunger you blasted Skunk!!!!

Larry S. · Apr 17, 2005

Edjumacate me ther Mr. AddictAK.....whut's the name o' that there cutter ya'll used to mak hamberger of'n yer face?

I bow to the Busse Hogs in reverence and seek knowledge!