Should I buy a DPx H•E•S•T or an ESEE 3????

RYP

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just messing with ya... :)))) Gonna get a URL with this thread and charge money!


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That was a good laugh I needed... :)

I also need to buy your knife!
 
I have both, now I need a H.E.S.T. without the bottle opener. It would become my most carried fixed blade. I'm currently stripping and convexing the one I have, hoping that will distract my friends from seeing the bottle opener.

Doc
 
I have both, now I need a H.E.S.T. without the bottle opener. It would become my most carried fixed blade. I'm currently stripping and convexing the one I have, hoping that will distract my friends from seeing the bottle opener.

Doc

Interesting... and here I was thinking was that what the H.E.S.T. really needed was a second bottle opener. :p

Fortunately I have a few LaRue 'dillos around the house... and my bottle opener equipped Guinness hat. :D
 
Neither! The Schrade Extreme survival double edged dagger with the built in brass knuckles and plastic skull crusher pommel! Make life easy when bludgeoning those rabbits...
 
"what the H.E.S.T. really needed was a second bottle opener"

It does, it actually has three. The opener, the prybar and the back edge of the blade. NO ONE GOES THIRSTY WITH HEST!

I now return you to your normally scheduled programming.....


and yes, anyone caught without a HEST, RC3 and Junglas is gonna have to shave with a rusty Ontario!
 
good thing you haven't caught me yet - all I have is a 'zul, 3, 4, 6, & Junglas - and my Ontario TAK isn't rusty. :D
oh, yeah - and a beard...
 
"what the H.E.S.T. really needed was a second bottle opener"

It does, it actually has three. The opener, the prybar and the back edge of the blade. NO ONE GOES THIRSTY WITH HEST!

I now return you to your normally scheduled programming.....

Paradigm expanded! :D
 
I'm still waiting for the INCEST-Inarguably Needed Cold Environment Survival Tool-something like a cross between a machete and a kindling axe for limbing, chopping/splitting wood, drawknifing etc.
 
I have both, now I need a H.E.S.T. without the bottle opener. It would become my most carried fixed blade. I'm currently stripping and convexing the one I have, hoping that will distract my friends from seeing the bottle opener.

Doc

Doc I want you to start thinking of that dreaded bottle opener as a pan carrier in which you used because there was nothing else in the great outdoors to remove your burning food off the flame because the handle failed......:D
 
Great thread RYP, and yea I ended up with both.





Come on people who doesnt need another way to open a beer.
 
just messing with ya... :)))) Gonna get a URL with this thread and charge money!

LMAO!! before I saw the "RYP" I was thinking again? Already??

Thanks for the laugh! :thumbup:



Neither! The Schrade Extreme survival double edged dagger with the built in brass knuckles and plastic skull crusher pommel!......

Wow, they actually make one of those? I haven't seen the new catalog yet :)



so you want a Woodsman's Pal with bottle opener notch?

Pretty much what it sounds like eh
 
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