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Good Evening.
It is I, Vampire Gerbil.
I realize it has been many, many moons (plus a plethora of suns) since I posted here at this forum so some of you may not know who I am.
Well, I feel bad for ya, so ya might as well just jump right in and get a full dose of me....
PLEASE, PLEASE, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA GET TO BLADE THIS YEAR BUT NOW THAT I AM GOING, PLEASE, PLEASE, SOMEONE SEND ME A VIP PASS....
Uhhh... sorry... just read the title of my post and now see that I wasn't supposed to start my subtle request until the end of this.....
Okie dokie..... I made a whole new page at my site just so's I'd be able to post here and have some real live, honest to Besty, knife content.
Knife content that might even make some members drool in jealousy.
Since it's an entire page, it wouldn't be nice of me to post all those pictures up here, but I'll show ya an example.
I'm sure if you're a Knifeaholic, you've at least seen pictures of that Tom Brown knife in "THE HUNTED" with Tommy Lee Jones (did you know he was Al Gore's roomate in college? Yep, it's true) and it also had Benicio Del Toro in it.
Benny, as I like to call him, was also in "THE USUAL SUSPECTS" and his last name means "THE BULL".
Boy HOWdy am I giving out information to feed the masses brains!!!
Anyhow, back to that knife.
I have a special model of it with fake ivory grips and a damascus blade.
It looks just like this one here:
Pretty, ain't it? In fact, not only does it look just like that one, it IS that one!!!
Anyhow, if you go to: http://www.vampiregerbil.com/weapons/vgblade2.html or Just Click Here, Whatever's Easier, you'll see a few more pics of The Tracker (That's what that blade's called)
You'll also see many a pretty blade, plus some plain ones, then some that ya just can't figure out, but know it'd keep religious fanatics off of your patio on Saturday mornings!!
Gaze in awe of this here Jerry Hossum piece:
That's a knife I bought from Jerry who then marked it "Prototype" and had Terrill Hoffman take nude photos of it. That knife also found its way into Tactical Knives of 2002!!
There's 14 more pictures at that page This One so ya might just find it interesting. From there, there's links to more weapons pages...... don't ask me why I have all these Weapons of Minor Destruction.... I think it comes from an innate fear that the 97 year old lady next door to us wants to beat the whatchacallit outta me, then feed me to her 150+ cats... but that's neither here nor there, thank the Wandering Wolverines of Wallington, NJ!!!!
The main point is that ya see something that ya like, or get jealous about, and then you can talk to someone who has these magical VIP Passes to Blade and have 'em directed over to this part of the world, my fear of the noctogenarian will subside for a while, I'm just POSITIVE of it!
Nice seque, wasn't it?
.....just some minor begging on that topic.
Oh, PLEEEEEEZZZEEEEEE???
After all, my initials are VG which actually RHYME with VIP, sorta, plus, if you look carefully, you'll notice that the first letters of VG and VIP are identical, and the last two letters of VIP is something I announce on more than a frequent occassion.
Sure, that gets annoying to some people, but generally I surround myself with really creepy people, so we don't care if that's annoying to them or not, right?
Yes, right, you bet your sweet Georgia Brown Snowflakes, it's right, and I thank you for agreeing with me and pledging to yourself that somehow, some way, you'll find a way to get me that VIP Pass.
Thank you.
Did I ever tell you I saved a newborn infant's life?
Yep, really!! Back in NJ..... got a letter from the Chief of Police that said "Attaboy" even!!
OK, that was going too low. It's true, but it makes me sound so desperate to bring that up.... this early in my quest, at least.
I really shouldn't have mentioned that until I know for sure that THIS post won't do the trick entirely.... nor will I mention the fact that my wife's about sick of seeing my face and would love to be rid of me...hmmm... I'm going anyhow, so she'll be rid of me just the same.
OK, skip that argument.
On an ending note, please allow me to bellow out the fact that I, Vampire Gerbil, has...have.....haves the definitive webpage on a certain kinda knife, one that has been outlawed for quite a few years yet I have spent many, MANY minutes in making that page to satiate those scholarly knifeaddicts that just can't get enough information on certain kinds of blades.
What knife am I talking about?
I'll give you a hint:
http://www.vampiregerbil.com/ballistic/ or Click Here Instead!
Hopefully you'll be able to find what I'm talking about there since even though I have entered the address of that page in an incredibly difficult code for myself, my dog was able to find it within 13 seconds.... and no, he didn't use a bookmark to cheat either!!! Hopefully you'll be able to find it and have that joyful feeling of having beaten The Code.
OK, I think that's about as much begging that every one of us wants to be subjected to so I'll wander off and make me a sandwich. Oh, and believe me, if I could be sure that I could get everyone one of these lucsious sandwiches before they'd go all stale and stuff, I'd be peddling my tricycle your way right now (wearing both helmets, of course!) just so you could all partake in this culinary delight with myself.
Alas, it's just not prudent to do so, or so says the dog.
Hope ya get a kick outta the site and if it turns out that a VIP ticket you're holding onto is burning a hole in your socks, well, feel free to email me at: vampiregerbil@aol.com and I shall extinguish those dangerous flames. If ya DON'T have a ticket.... oh well, I'll survive. Hope ya like the site just the same.
(My, how I AM maturing lately!)
Thank you.... thank you very much...
I remain,
Vampire Gerbil
It is I, Vampire Gerbil.
I realize it has been many, many moons (plus a plethora of suns) since I posted here at this forum so some of you may not know who I am.
Well, I feel bad for ya, so ya might as well just jump right in and get a full dose of me....
PLEASE, PLEASE, I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GONNA GET TO BLADE THIS YEAR BUT NOW THAT I AM GOING, PLEASE, PLEASE, SOMEONE SEND ME A VIP PASS....
Uhhh... sorry... just read the title of my post and now see that I wasn't supposed to start my subtle request until the end of this.....
Okie dokie..... I made a whole new page at my site just so's I'd be able to post here and have some real live, honest to Besty, knife content.
Knife content that might even make some members drool in jealousy.
Since it's an entire page, it wouldn't be nice of me to post all those pictures up here, but I'll show ya an example.
I'm sure if you're a Knifeaholic, you've at least seen pictures of that Tom Brown knife in "THE HUNTED" with Tommy Lee Jones (did you know he was Al Gore's roomate in college? Yep, it's true) and it also had Benicio Del Toro in it.
Benny, as I like to call him, was also in "THE USUAL SUSPECTS" and his last name means "THE BULL".
Boy HOWdy am I giving out information to feed the masses brains!!!
Anyhow, back to that knife.
I have a special model of it with fake ivory grips and a damascus blade.
It looks just like this one here:
Pretty, ain't it? In fact, not only does it look just like that one, it IS that one!!!
Anyhow, if you go to: http://www.vampiregerbil.com/weapons/vgblade2.html or Just Click Here, Whatever's Easier, you'll see a few more pics of The Tracker (That's what that blade's called)
You'll also see many a pretty blade, plus some plain ones, then some that ya just can't figure out, but know it'd keep religious fanatics off of your patio on Saturday mornings!!
Gaze in awe of this here Jerry Hossum piece:
That's a knife I bought from Jerry who then marked it "Prototype" and had Terrill Hoffman take nude photos of it. That knife also found its way into Tactical Knives of 2002!!
There's 14 more pictures at that page This One so ya might just find it interesting. From there, there's links to more weapons pages...... don't ask me why I have all these Weapons of Minor Destruction.... I think it comes from an innate fear that the 97 year old lady next door to us wants to beat the whatchacallit outta me, then feed me to her 150+ cats... but that's neither here nor there, thank the Wandering Wolverines of Wallington, NJ!!!!
The main point is that ya see something that ya like, or get jealous about, and then you can talk to someone who has these magical VIP Passes to Blade and have 'em directed over to this part of the world, my fear of the noctogenarian will subside for a while, I'm just POSITIVE of it!
Nice seque, wasn't it?
.....just some minor begging on that topic.
Oh, PLEEEEEEZZZEEEEEE???
After all, my initials are VG which actually RHYME with VIP, sorta, plus, if you look carefully, you'll notice that the first letters of VG and VIP are identical, and the last two letters of VIP is something I announce on more than a frequent occassion.
Sure, that gets annoying to some people, but generally I surround myself with really creepy people, so we don't care if that's annoying to them or not, right?
Yes, right, you bet your sweet Georgia Brown Snowflakes, it's right, and I thank you for agreeing with me and pledging to yourself that somehow, some way, you'll find a way to get me that VIP Pass.
Thank you.
Did I ever tell you I saved a newborn infant's life?
Yep, really!! Back in NJ..... got a letter from the Chief of Police that said "Attaboy" even!!
OK, that was going too low. It's true, but it makes me sound so desperate to bring that up.... this early in my quest, at least.
I really shouldn't have mentioned that until I know for sure that THIS post won't do the trick entirely.... nor will I mention the fact that my wife's about sick of seeing my face and would love to be rid of me...hmmm... I'm going anyhow, so she'll be rid of me just the same.
OK, skip that argument.
On an ending note, please allow me to bellow out the fact that I, Vampire Gerbil, has...have.....haves the definitive webpage on a certain kinda knife, one that has been outlawed for quite a few years yet I have spent many, MANY minutes in making that page to satiate those scholarly knifeaddicts that just can't get enough information on certain kinds of blades.
What knife am I talking about?
I'll give you a hint:
http://www.vampiregerbil.com/ballistic/ or Click Here Instead!
Hopefully you'll be able to find what I'm talking about there since even though I have entered the address of that page in an incredibly difficult code for myself, my dog was able to find it within 13 seconds.... and no, he didn't use a bookmark to cheat either!!! Hopefully you'll be able to find it and have that joyful feeling of having beaten The Code.
OK, I think that's about as much begging that every one of us wants to be subjected to so I'll wander off and make me a sandwich. Oh, and believe me, if I could be sure that I could get everyone one of these lucsious sandwiches before they'd go all stale and stuff, I'd be peddling my tricycle your way right now (wearing both helmets, of course!) just so you could all partake in this culinary delight with myself.
Alas, it's just not prudent to do so, or so says the dog.
Hope ya get a kick outta the site and if it turns out that a VIP ticket you're holding onto is burning a hole in your socks, well, feel free to email me at: vampiregerbil@aol.com and I shall extinguish those dangerous flames. If ya DON'T have a ticket.... oh well, I'll survive. Hope ya like the site just the same.
(My, how I AM maturing lately!)
Thank you.... thank you very much...
I remain,
Vampire Gerbil
....I need a VIP pass myself....Haven't started bugging yet, but I guess it's now just a month away!!!