I couldn't help it. We are expecting a baby girl (our second - first is a boy) TOMORROW and I've been getting all sorts of things for the house, wife, and baby. I . . . just NEEDED a little something for me. I had to.
Well, we went out and when we came home there were two boxes on the porch and my wife just gives me that look. I say I might know what one is, the other is probably a baby gifts. With a giant cheesey grin. And I was right - one WAS baby gifts.
As I open the other I take out my brand new BK-7 and am ogling it and I see my wife shaking her head out of the corner of my eye. She just sighs and says "All I saw was a giant blade". Why yes, yes dear, you did see a giant blade, and it's all mine, Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!!

Well, we went out and when we came home there were two boxes on the porch and my wife just gives me that look. I say I might know what one is, the other is probably a baby gifts. With a giant cheesey grin. And I was right - one WAS baby gifts.
As I open the other I take out my brand new BK-7 and am ogling it and I see my wife shaking her head out of the corner of my eye. She just sighs and says "All I saw was a giant blade". Why yes, yes dear, you did see a giant blade, and it's all mine, Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!!

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